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Great stoner moments in my former life.


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Once after getting a bag, buddy and I were so high I parked at a stop sign because I just couldn't cross the road because it was too busy. So my friend goes and orders a pizza from a pay phone. Yes people were angry and honking thier horns. Yes we were laughing uncontrollably in the car while listening to Neneh Cherry.

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hahaha had one too many of these moments with my little sister. No idea how we always manage to make it, but for some reason we always get in uncontrollable high laughter fits in the car when one of us is driving.

haha I thought you meant stoner moments by....well, you know when you pull a stoner move? Like, when you walk into a room to get something and completely forget what it is for a second. Or, when you have something in your hand and put it down and then forget where you put it and spend 20 minutes looking for it.

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Had to pick up my aunt from the grocery store. Doused the car with enough cologne to make Pauly D puke.

Pick her up and she is like why does your car always smell like this? Get home and my grandmother wants me and my buddy to go climb the pecan tree and knock down pecans for some pies etc. Well sure.

After about 15 mins of climbing I then realized I'm about 40 ft in the air and I'm torched and I'm in a tree.

My aunt keeps yelling, go HIGHER pstall...HIGHER. So now I'm paranoid she is on to me while my buddy is jumping on limbs to shake down pecans like a spider monkey.

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hahaha had one too many of these moments with my little sister. No idea how we always manage to make it, but for some reason we always get in uncontrollable high laughter fits in the car when one of us is driving.

haha I thought you meant stoner moments by....well, you know when you pull a stoner move? Like, when you walk into a room to get something and completely forget what it is for a second. Or, when you have something in your hand and put it down and then forget where you put it and spend 20 minutes looking for it.

I do that sh_t all the time, spend more time looking for stuff then actually using it. The worst is when I put my herbs in 'a good hiding spot' then forget where that is... :(

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I like what Nik Swardson says about when you stop doing drugs you suddenly have magical powers. I parked my car over there.

I use to be so bad I had to take somebody to the mall with me so I could find my car. Even if it was for 30 mins.

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