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Zod called me this morning! No joke!

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So with all the Panthers brass calling fans, I sent an e-mail to [email protected]. I felt the content has sucked lately and that he has been skimping on the stuff worth reading. Two hours later, Zod called me from a photo shoot. He addressed every question and concern I had. What a standup organization the HUddle is. Who knew that Zod would have a Portuguese accent? After hanging up, I felt violated yet strangley satisfied, all at the same time. Kind of like the feeling you get after a reach around from a homeless transexual double amputee.

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Holy crap, I just got this follow up e-mail from the HUddle:

Dear Huddle subscriber,

To acknowledge your lack of a life and as a thank you for your loyalty, we would like to show our appreciation for your feedback. The executives at the CarolinaHuddle.com are going to send you an autographed picture of Captain Zod, shirtless on the lake, aboard his 15' bow rider.

Thankfully indebted to you,

Huddle Management

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