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I Fugging Hate Onions!

Captroop

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I love onions!! But this reminds me of that Chappelle stand up when hes talking about carrots and he goes

"and fug carrots!"

"I'm gonna kill that motha fugga!"

"Why, what'd he do?"

"I...I was stayin' over at his house, right? And I went to sleep and...I'm just gonna kill that motha fugga, that's all you need to know.

...and fug carrots"

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What about funyuns?

Especially Funyuns! And Onion Rings. Fug Onions in all their disgusting forms.

Onion powder is passable, because truth be told, I like the flavor. It's that little sour crunch when it shows up in one of my other food items.

But resaturants need to stop putting diced onions in eveything! I can't pick diced onions out! It takes forever to eat my meals. Keep them out of my Egg salad, my fried rice (seriously, fried rice? Really?), my Pasta Carbonara, my pesto aioli, my taco meat, my alfredo sauce, and especially my guacamole!

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