Married Guys need advice

[boo7382]

Exactly. One of two things will happen:

1) They follow my advice and retain their alpha male status like God intended

2) They don't follow my advice and end up getting divorced, because they were with the wrong woman to begin with.

or 3) they follow your advice and end up alone and miserable b/c "make me a damn sandwich" does not keep your wife happy and makes u look like a fuging idiot.

[TarPanther9180]

or 3) they follow your advice and end up alone and miserable b/c "make me a damn sandwich" does not keep your wife happy and makes u look like a fuging idiot.

touche'

Then the ex wife realizes what a mistake she made and comes crawling back, begging for forgiveness with a sammich in her hands

[Hawk]

or, she starts banging her lawyer, takes your alimony and child support money and the kids and moves into his big ass house at the country club

[TarPanther9180]

or, she starts banging her lawyer, takes your alimony and child support money and the kids and moves into his big ass house at the country club

True, but remember, nice guys get pooed on too A guy that let's his woman run all over him in the marriage will get ran all over by the her and her lawyers.

My situation: I have split custody, don't pay alimony, and I don't have to pay very much child support (I actually pay more than I'm supposed to). PLUS, I'm the happiest I've been in 10 years.

[bleys]

the best part about it is these guys are definitely the ones who go home and worship their wives. yes honey no honey whatever you say honey I love you honeybun HAHAHAHA:rofl:

at least saltman has the balls to admit it

I'd say this is a pretty accurate assessment..

oh, and keep those fists of fury flying this AM..

[Hawk]

rumor has it Saltman has no balls.....just sayin

[The Saltman]

When it comes to my wife? Ya she took them almost 4 yrs ago.

[PanthaSan]

or, she starts banging her lawyer, takes your alimony and child support money and the kids and moves into his big ass house at the country club

You know my Ex?

[o803oVaDeR]

1. Don't fug with her when she's on the rag. We are already uncomfortable enough. How would you feel if your dick bled for 7 days every fugging month?

2. Find what her cycle is like so you can predict when the PMS will strike. Bring her chocolate and her favorite adult beverage, even if she is bitchy she will appreciate it. (I like dark chocolate & Merlot)

3. Take the trash out. Even if it doesn't need it, take it out. And don't forget to put a fresh bag in the trash can.

4. Don't ask her to do things for you that you can do yourself. That gets irritating.

5. Tell her you love her everyday.

6. We like small things. If you stop to get yourself some beer, buy something for her that she likes on occasion.

7. Don't do stupid poo, it pisses her off.

8. Complement her in front of her friends and others. But don't say "insert name makes a damn good sammich" or "insert name gives decent head". That will piss her off.

9. Don't insult the food she makes for you. Even if you don't think it's an insult it can be ("This could use a little less salt"). Stick to positive phrases when saying things about the food she cooks. "Thank you for cooking dinner" is better than something negative or nothing at all.

10. Ask if there is anything you can do for her. Sometimes we need help but are too afraid to ask because we don't want to hear you complain about it.

That sounds like a lot of work!

[o803oVaDeR]

after reading all this...all I have to say....

I am one lucky lucky SOB!!!

Me too! Mine is not at all this tough. My ex was every bit of this though! I like fighting anyway, it makes the sex better!

[PanthaSan]

As I have been contemplating writing thisto you many fans of THE SAINT's post

What actually happened last night was he came in with a new game from best buy and I went into his bastard cave opposed to my bitch cave that he refers to on this board. I said hey " talk to me" which is my normal and often too frequent way of saying. What's going on, tell me about your day etc.

He says in a very harsh tone "YOU talk to me" so I then decided, I really didn't

Care to talk to him. All he was concerned about was his new game on his xbox.

So that my friends was the reason why my husband didn't get any poontang last night and his further comments today is the reason why he isn't getting any tonight.

Yes THE saint got up with our 6 month old this am,yes I went to have

2 beers with A FRIEND I was home at 7:30.

But the SAINT has had at least 25-30 nights with no baby in the house

Or hotel. I have been sleep deprived and hormonal since april.

I have a 6 month old - and am not on birth control because they are changing it next cycle.

Maybe PMS

Maybe just pissed the eff off.

You go, Girl!

I can't help but notice that you did not mention how good you are at making sammiches....

Dimz has some priorities...

obvious troll

Busted. :smilielol5:

Holy crap. When did wives learn how to use the internets?

This changes everything.

See, first we let them vote, now this crap....

[MadHatter]

When it comes to my wife? Ya she took them almost 4 yrs ago.

And she keeps them in a small jar beside the bed....and shows them to you every so often.

Oh, wait...were we talking about my wife or yours

?

[thefuzz]

I think that many couples just don't tell each other what is going on. I don't mind getting shut down for teh sex, if I know why. In my biz I get told no all the time, my GF telling me is no big deal.

People are not mind readers, just tell the other person what you are feeling/thinking, and I bet you will both be happier.

[TarPanther9180]

I think that many couples just don't tell each other what is going on. I don't mind getting shut down for teh sex, if I know why. In my biz I get told no all the time, my GF telling me is no big deal.

People are not mind readers, just tell the other person what you are feeling/thinking, and I bet you will both be happier.

That's your problem...you are thinking way too logical