Strange Breakup Stories

[DirtyMagic97]

You and I should have dated.

Like you said earlier, who isn't permanently horny at 20? Apparently not as many people as I thought.

[thefuzz]

Had one "break up" with me for sleeping with a couple of our coworkers. I was a bartender, and didn't even know that we were "dating".

Weird.

[Boltergeist]

He was a religious guy and said that was "just not him" to have sex all the time. I was pretty blown away by that.

"you know how I know he's gay (part 2)"

[Zcustom]

I dated a girl for 5 years, ages 17-22, some of the best years of my life.

Her bible thumping parents told me we needed to either get married or stop living together.

I chose stop living together.

She interpreted this to mean I wanted to break up with her (which I didn't, I mean, she was the spitting image of Sandra Bullock but with bigger tits and ass)

Within 24 hours she had cleaned out our apartment, including most of my belongings, and her parents put her on a plane back to Long Island.

I never saw her again.

[Jackofalltrades]

I had a guy in college break up with me because (he said) we had sex too much. I am not kidding.

You single now?

[Matt Foley]

I had a girl who broke up with me because she said I was too big. Said she got sick of barely being able to walk the next day. Bitch.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I started dating my wife... 4 years later I married her... The end...

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I had a girl who broke up with me because she said I was too big. Said she got sick of barely being able to walk the next day. Bitch.

Your fat ass crushed her legs, didn't you?

[Matt Foley]

Your fat ass crushed her legs, didn't you?

She didn't have any legs. She walked on her hands.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

She didn't have any legs. She walked on her hands.

What you call 4 hands, I call 4 legs...

[Zcustom]

SLJ on Fire!!

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I give Meat hell, but I like him... That goes for most of the people I give hell to...

[Zcustom]

Yeah, I like Meat too

*softball lob*

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Sorry for interrupting your thread Mr. Scot... carry on...