Strange Breakup Stories

[CLTPanther]

So you both like meat? Hmm

[Matt Foley]

(tags CLT Panther out, goes to work on SLJ)

[Hawk]

What you call 4 hands, I call 4 legs...

what you call you, meat calls ewe

[Matt Foley]

what you call you, meat calls ewe

Don't hate the player. Hate the ga-aa-ame.

[Hawk]

baaa-aaa--aaaad boy

[boo7382]

lol this is hilarious to read.

and meat, that's fuging ridiculous. she wasn't worth it if all she had to complain about was u being "too big".

SOME PEOPLE!

[MCP]

I am a strict Vagetarian.

[Matt Foley]

lol this is hilarious to read.

and meat, that's fuging ridiculous. she wasn't worth it if all she had to complain about was u being "too big".

SOME PEOPLE!

She had a point. Sometimes she'd get stuck and I'd walk to the kitchen to get a beer with her in tow. She'd hold onto one leg, bitching the whole time.

[CLTPanther]

Next time, make sure you're facing foward so her ass is in the fridge. Then she'll have something to complain about.

[Matt Foley]

I dated the now Mrs Inimicus in high school. We had been going out about 10 months, everything was going great(or so I thought) and she just dumped me.

Stayed broken up for 3 years and then, 22 years ago, got married.

go figure...

Same thing happened to my dad. He's been married to his woman for 11 years now.

[boo7382]

I dated the now Mrs Inimicus in high school. We had been going out about 10 months, everything was going great(or so I thought) and she just dumped me.

Stayed broken up for 3 years and then, 22 years ago, got married.

go figure...

She looked around and realized that no one was as good as you!

[Hawk]

or she decided she was tired of sex so got married instead!

[ElkinPanthersFan]

I'd been dating a girl for 4 months. She couldn't find a job and got more, more depressed. As this progressed, I started feeling this way for her too. I was getting depressed. I told her things needed to change to maintain a healthy relationship cause the way things were going it would end up bad.

She takes it as I want to break up and she was going out 5 days later with another guy. Her mom called me cause she respected me and told me she'd seen the ex 2 times before she started dating this new guy and while we were still dating. This ex who did drugs and abused her. People just want to be treated like crap it seems.

[Ja Rhule]

About 5 years ago, I date that one girl for 4 months (we were friends for over 1.5 years)... we hang everyday even before dating. Then, we decided to play a game, just for fun. A game of who can go the longest without calling. I guess we both won cause I have not heard from her sense.