Sitting on a warm toilet seat

[Liminy]

I typically pinch one off in the urinal.

You aren't the one, who had to walk into the boys' bathroom, okay, after having tuh, to wake up early, you know, there's no, no coffee in the teachers' lounge, and then you, you walk into the bathroom just to find a big dook laying there in the urinal! Like it's laughin' at you!

[Henne Given Sunday]

So TP prevents The AIDS

its science.

[Panthro]

People must take a lot of shits on warm toilet seats in Africa.

[Henne Given Sunday]

People must take a lot of poos on warm toilet seats in Africa.

replace "poo" with "rape"

[SCP]

My biggest annual charitable contibutions go to P.E.T.A. Purel for Every Toilet in Africa.

We all need a cause.

[fitty76]

Germ Freaks. I've been crapping at work for years and I never get sick.

[Kevin Greene]

I don't care how cold it is, I'll take a dump outside before sitting on a toilet other than mine.

LOL, you know how many guys take a piss, hit the urinal flush handle and never wash their hands? That's like 87 dick cooties on their hands.

Then you shake their hands.

I'd imagine their ass cheek on the crapper would be cleaner. :ciappa:

[SCP]

I worked with a guy who was a VP and he never washed his hands. Didn't matter if he was pooping or pissing. He'd walk out of the stall and straight out the door. Then I'd see him shaking hands with people...if they only knew they were touching poop.

[ThaJackal]

Don't they have ass gaskets where you work?

[SCP]

those thin sheets of paper are the biggest scam known to man.

[charlotte49er]

And just use the handicap crappers, they reduce the chance of sloppy 2nds by over 50%.

SO, you're the a-hole that makes me pee in my cup!

What scares me is there are places that have electric toilet seats! They supposedly sterilize the seat! I wonder what else they sterilize?!