All things odd thread

[PanthaSan]

If you put butter in the refrigerator, it lasts longer...

[Darth Biscuit]

Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Quick somebody try to give away a couch or talk about hot women on message boards!!

Pfffftttt... hawt womenz don't post on the intranetz...

[Doyle]

Honey is the only food with no expiration date. Perfectly good honey has been found in Egyptian tombs.

[Darth Urious]

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[PanthaSan]

Pfffftttt... hawt womenz don't post on the intranetz...

They don't?

Now that is odd.....

[PanthaSan]

I typed in "Canadian Oddities" in Google and this came up.....

[GritsRgreat]

Honey is the only food with no expiration date. Perfectly good honey has been found in Egyptian tombs.

Honey doesn't need to be digested, it already has been..

[Chimera]

who wants to make some cash?

I place $20 in a box.

So do you.

Now the box contains $40, and we both know it.

I sell the box to you for $30.

And we both walk away with a $10 profit.

niiiice

[Jangler]

[Mr. Scot]

Of all breeds of dogs, the Cocker Spaniel has the smallest brain.

The Cocker's brain is even smaller than the brain of a Chihuahua, the smallest dog.

And yet both can outthink the average Falcon fan.

[Skew]

Spread your arms out to your sides parallel to the ground as far as you can. Now place one hand on a wall where it meets the floor. The other as high up the wall as you can reach. The highest point you can reach with your index finger is your height.

[Hawk]

what if I can't bend over far enough to touch the floor?

[CatsMeow]

what if I can't bend over far enough to touch the floor?

That says more about your age than your height.