Hurney: QB is Carolina Panthers' 'No. 1 need'

[mav1234]

it doesn't matter who we bring in, they're going to have to "battle it out" with Jimmy Clausen... because I can't imagine a new coach would bring in one of the FAs out there and just toss them the starting job and not have ANY competition in camp...

[frash.exe]

TheRealDeal's strategy for gaining influence

1. His name: Makes people assume he shoots from the hip with excellence. this is the first impression so it sets him up even if his arguments are poo, which they are.

"Who's this? 'TheRealDeal'? Holy poo this guy must be serious i gotta read this"

2. His user title: Because everybody wishes they can state their case with ****** swag

"'Straight facts homie'. I like that because I like people who are honest, but it speaks to me in an informal way. Oh i'm so down wit dat son" /makes gang gestures /only does this in private because he knows he'll get beat up

2. His mission objective: Find the least challenging argument to make due to there being minimal support for the opposing viewpoint

"Well, if he says Clausen sucks, and the offense didn't move the ball last year, then it's all Clausen's fault"

3. Find another QB that he fell in love with because the panthers rushed for like 200 yards a game when he was starting and had like zero pressure to perform when he played well that can't read a defense, can't stay on the field, and throws more than half his passes to one third of the field, and slurps him constantly, building a virtual straw house to conceal his pathetic existence on this forum and hope people even dumber than him buy into his poo. 1 and 2 are critical to making 3 work btw.

"Hmmm, he's talking a lot about this Matt Moore kid being a baller. Well I guess I'll believe him because I'm impressionable and he's the real deal who spouts straight facts so his input is better than anybody's"

4. Tries to validate and sell his point that Matt Moore's good to people by posting a picture of him side to side with the most popular and charismatic Panther on the team today

"Steve Smith is cool with Matt Moore? Well I'm sold, I mean such a concrete endorsement, now that I've made up my mind I'm gonna go watch TNA wrestling and eat some dinosaur mac n cheese"

5. <-----this is the part where he hopes there aren't people like me on here that tear down his facade and call him out on his bullpoo

[TheRealDeal]

"'Straight facts homie'. I like that because I like people who are honest, but it speaks to me in an informal way. Oh i'm so down wit dat son" /makes gang gestures /only does this in private because he knows he'll get beat up

Haha awesome...that honestly made my day. Just shows how little you know about me.

Easy with the racist stuff also...no need for that whether you like me or not

[frash.exe]

and the icing on the cake, therealdeal reads it wrong lol

[TheRealDeal]

2. His user title: Because everybody wishes they can state their case with ****** swag

and the icing on the cake, therealdeal reads it wrong lol

Read what wrong?

****** swag huh?

Let me know if you go to any games next year, I'd love to buy you a hot dog and a beer, we can go to the tailgate together and you can call me a ****** to my face.

[frash.exe]

[TheRealDeal]

Gotcha

[CarolinaKat]

Easy with the racist stuff also...no need for that whether you like me or not

I'm not even trying to jump into ya'lls fight. But you just told someone to kill themself. You think you really have the right to tell someone they are going to far?

[TheRealDeal]

I'm not even trying to jump into ya'lls fight. But you just told someone to kill themself. You think you really have the right to tell someone they are going to far?

I didn't say it was too far, I just said there was no need for it.

Just a little sick and tired of people following me around the board and saying stupid poo, my bad

[CRA]

QB was our #1 need when Jake sh!t the bed against AZ. Hurney wanted to keep grooming Matt Moore as our future starter. Thanks Hurney, you should have been fired for that.

that weren't grooming Moore after AZ. They gave Jake a big ole extension b/c they thought Tommy Jone was a lie. They thought Jake would be here for a couple more years.

[CarolinaKat]

I didn't say it was too far, I just said there was no need for it.

:nono:

[frash.exe]

but there is a need for telling people to kill themselves lol

[TheRealDeal]

but there is a need for telling people to kill themselves lol

Not people, one person who insists on stalking me

You going to ignore my offer of a beer and a hot dog?

I'm offended

[pantherfan82]

I wana give clausen one more year and maybe get a vet to help him