Zombie Proof House

[Epistaxis]

How does one connect a manual pump to an existing electric?

My well guys aren't familiar with that application.

Not a big deal since I have a creek in the backyard, but if some bastage dams me upstream I don't wanna have to kill him.

[Zombie Horde]

Well considering there aren't real zombies anyways.....

*Put's Boo on the "list"*

Zombies don't care if you can spell and complete sentences.

Yes and no. Good grammar = used brain. We like the least used ones...

*puts Satman, NC Biscuit, Hawk, Epistaxes, Jase and Dpantherwhatever on the "list"*

the hell you say!!!

*Takes Catfang off of the "list"*

Now I like this house!! Mine is safe with all the ammo and guns!

*Puts CMII's house on the "avoid list"*

ill take my chances.

If all else fails, it seems like Zod has everything fairly well planned out.

Zod's location, check. *Put's Boo on he "list" twice...*

[The Saltman]

I didnt know zombies worked at Chevron

[boo7382]

*Put's Boo on the "list"*

Yes and no. Good grammar = used brain. We like the least used ones...

*puts Satman, NC Biscuit, Hawk, Epistaxes, Jase and Dpantherwhatever on the "list"*

*Takes Catfang off of the "list"*

*Puts CMII's house on the "avoid list"*

Zod's location, check. *Put's Boo on he "list" twice...*

Based on your grammar, Id say ur the guy that wrote the article

[Zombie Horde]

I didnt know zombies worked at Chevron

No, we have a very good IT department that masks our real location, duh!

[The Saltman]

and I didnt know Zombies could have 500 kids

[boo7382]

and I didnt know Zombies could have 500 kids

does that mean there's zombies having sex? gross!:ee:

[The Saltman]

*** ya. their pornos are the bestest

[PanthaSan]

Hmmmm, sex with a zombie? Is that socially acceptable yet?

[Panthro]

Zombie Horde might be my new favorite poster.

[TarPanther9180]

Hmmmm, sex with a zombie? Is that socially acceptable yet?

Could be

[PanthaSan]

I'd hit it....

[Guest]

^^

I'd hit it.

[boo7382]

I'd hit it....

thats not saying much