"That's what she said" moments at work.

[Jase]

Structural engineers are full of these opportunities.

Overheard today: "your rod needs to be smaller"

:eek:

[Cat]

Where I work they talk about shafts and black nipples on a weekly basis

[boo7382]

um, we all pretty much participate in it at work, so it happens about 30 times a day.

A good one was the other day I was trying to figure out how to get this toner into a printer and my co worker and I were sitting there and he kept being like

It wont work if you just jam it in there

It might be too big, let me see if it fits

Do you think its the right size?

Have you tried putting it in through the back?

Maybe you aren't going in at the right angle, try and switch it up

Just make it fit, I don't care how you put it in there

We were almost in tears laughing

[dimbee]

At a roundtable meeting about making a change to our contracts, one of our female legal reps said, "Oh, we can slide it in there pretty easily."

[hepcat]

woman is standing talking to someone by the break room eating some nuts. she drops one on the ground, other lady says "what kinda nut is that?"

[Jangler]

We need to trim that bush.

Turn that off, it's spraying all over the place!

[Carolina Husker]

We're much too sophisticated for such pedantic tomfoolery.

[Skew]

"Thats not a taxdeductable expense"

hahaha gets them every time.

ok, guess you have to be an accountant for that one

[TarPanther9180]

The other day a guy was talking about some equipment and he said "Why does it have to be so big"....it was awesome and everyone laughed because the TWSS quote I said was so unexpected.

[TarPanther9180]

This could be an official thread that we could come by and post these true TWSS moments at work.

[boo7382]

We're much too sophisticated for such pedantic tomfoolery.

that's what she said

[TheRealDeal]

I asked one of my coworkers if he wanted to go by this cafe place we have at our work for some cookies after lunch and he says "I don't think I can, I had enough trouble fitting all that salami in me"

We had sandwiches for lunch

[Epistaxis]

My wife's job puts all this to shame.

[Jase]

just overheard:

"This whole thing has got to drive deeper"