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Weirdest Place You've done the deed...

Darth Biscuit

By Darth Biscuit,
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Epistaxis

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Mine isn't real cool but I'll play.

I had a tiny apartment downtown in grad school.

It was subsidized by the school so I had a swanky address but paid 400$/month.

Anyway, it had a big bay window that faced out towards all the multimillion dollar condos on the mag mile. Think Oprah, she lived a few blocks away.

So I decided I wanted to put on a show one night, and got my girl to put on the black thigh highs, garter and heels, put her on the bay window and did my best porn star impression for as many as the rich old fugs as I could hope would be watching.

What I was NOT aware of was the fact that one of my clinical instructors had the apartment DIRECTLY across from mine, with full view of my window, not more than a streetwidth across.

He casually said to me after class "I know ONE person who had a great weekend...."

I didn't do that anymore.

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1.Church (both inside the church and outside, outside we were in the bed of a truck)

2.Graveyard (the one at Hood Rd and Robinson church rd)

3.New construction neighborhood off Back Creek Church Rd.

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My sub pulled in after a really long patrol and I met up with my girlfriend. My roommate had no one to meet him or transportation, so we let him hang with us. Went to our old apartment (we had gotten out of it before the patrol) to see how my motorcycle was doing, It started up on the second kick so I took it down the street, and back again, deciding to open it up on the way back. For some reason the brakes worked terribly, and I had to dump it in someones ditch - ended up with my face a complete mass of scars and getting 4 stitches in my knee.

Didn't keep the gf and I from doing our business on the hotel bed that night - with the roommate sleeping in the bed right next to us.

Maybe the place was not wierd but the situation was.

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sex isn't weird. therefore no place i've had sex is weird. even by huddle standards i've got nothing. some good ones though are..

ocean view balconies in myrtle beach and puerto vallarta, mexico

a construction equipment place off 85 somewhere coming back from atlanta

the outdoor theatre at UNC Chapel Hill

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4. Library study room

3. Private Dining Room at Morton's Steakhouse (this one was good)

2. Her old apartment complex's public laundry room...on the washing machine...someone walked in. :lol:

1. Airplane Bathroom (definitely the most fun)

None of them are really weird...but they were all fun.

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