April First Mock Draft.

[mav1234]

Andrew Luck did not want to be a Panther, deal with it. As he is probably at home hoping the Panthers draft a QB so he doesn't have to stay next year.

He didn't give a poo what team was at the top of the draft, he wasn't going to come out.

[Stumpy]

9. Dallas Cowboys

With the 9th pick, the Cowboys choose...

All the tea in China.

No explanation was given, but Jerry Jones was seen laughing maniacally.

[mav1234]

No explanation was given, but Jerry Jones was seen laughing maniacally.

I expect them to trade back up into the first and draft a larger jumbotron screen, personally.

[Jangler]

Andrew Luck did not want to be a Panther, deal with it. As he is probably at home hoping the Panthers draft a QB so he doesn't have to stay next year.

Had nothing to do with the Panthers, but you go ahead and keep believing that.

edit: must learn to read all thread before posting.

[TheMarcusHudson]

10. Redskins

with the tenth pick the Washington selects...

Demaurice Smith

At the podium Smith announces that a new CBA has been agreed upon and that, per the new agreement, the Redskins get an extra $100mil towards the salary cap. Also, Snyder has traded the rest of his draft to the Jets for Kris Jenkins.

[Stumpy]

11. Houston Texans

With the 11th pick, the Texans pick...

Los Angeles, CA

It seems the Texans have finally realized that they play in Houston. They don't have a big need for a new stadium, but with the Vikings picking behind them they knew they had to ****** LA up while they had the chance. They will not be dropping the 'Houston' from their name though, they will now be known as the Houston Texans of Hollywood. Also, playing in a town that doesn't care about football will allow them to maintain absolute mediocrity in perpetuum.

[Delhommey]

Good idea. Poor execution.

[Biggs934]

I can not believe Chuck Norris has not been picked yet.

[mav1234]

I can not believe Chuck Norris has not been picked yet.

Everyone knows Chuck Norris would hold out if the Texans or the Cowboys didn't draft him, so why would anyone else bother?

[Future of the Funchise]

This thread needs too be continued.

[Panths]

My god a thread on the huddle that hasn't made me click out of my browser in disgust, keep it up guys.

[CarolinaCatBrigade]

With the 12th pick in the NFL Draft, the Minnesota Vikings select:

Buddha, OL. They need some solid blocking up front and the soothing sound of a fat mans philosophy to keep their heads screwed on tight.

[eViL jEsTeR]

With the 13th pick in the 2011 NFL draft, the Detroit Lions select:

Barry Sanders

Because it just hasn't been the same since.

[Stumpy]

14. St. Louis

With the 14th pick, the St Louis Rams choose...

Stephen Jackson

When asked about the pick, Stan Kroenke said, "I've been telling the guys for years we need more guys like Steven Jackson. What better way than to just draft another one."