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How to stop cats from pissing on your car

Delhommey

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charlotte49er Newbie

charlotte49er

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When I worked my part time job, there was this old geyser who always parked his nice shiney Jag Convertible too close to my van. The problem was that because he parked it 1/2 on the stripes and 1/2 on his parking space, I couldn't lower my ramp to get in. I would have to wait for security to come buy and move my van for me so I could get in. (I guess he didn't want to take a chance at getting his Jag scratched!)

So I ordered Deer Scent from Cabela's! The next time he parked close to my van, I was going to pour deer scent,which is ultra concentrated deer pee, into the grills on his cowling. (Think AC!)

I laid off due to the down turn in the economy before I had my chance. (I almost went back and did it anyway, just to piss him off!)

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