Just ran my car into my house

[Cat]

while pulling in my garage. We have a lot of wood in the garage for a fence we are working on. Trying to squish 2 cars in with the wood makes it really tight.

When I really fug up I become very self deprecating, please join me in the ridicule.

[Panthro]

One sec. I'm on double entendre overload

[Kitten Diver]

[Cat]

It was when i was making the turn into the garage. the left front end is smashed in. I didnt think i hit it that bad but the noise was kinda loud. When i got out i was surprised how smashed in it was.

[Jase]

-women driving jokes are too easy

-not enough puns available about cars and houses

I got nothin'

[pstall]

glad you are ok. i too will shun the softball jokes just sitting there

[Kitten Diver]

you could try one of these:

[Cat]

please don't restrain! i need the distraction!

[SorthNarolina]

while pulling in my garage. We have a lot of wood in the garage for a fence we are working on. Trying to squish 2 cars in with the wood makes it really tight.

When I really fug up I become very self deprecating, please join me in the ridicule.

did you hear this noise?

[Cat]

you could try one of these:

Yeah if i want to die from the impact lol

[boo7382]

dude. I have had a pretty pooty week so far and Im not gonna lie, that just had me laughing for about 2 minutes. Had to explain to my co worker what all the noise was about.

Thank you Cat! I love you!

O yeah, hope your car is ok:)

and here:

[Hawk]

damn are you gonna get beat when the husband gets home

[Jase]

If you need someone to take a look at your front end, let me know.

creepy double entendres it is

[Kitten Diver]

Now that you fuged up the car you better start making sammiches woman!