The Rapture to occur on Saturday!

[Carolina Husker]

Goddamnit I just bought new tires.

[Hawk]

you would!:rolleyes:

it was a gift from Robin...she was tired of me scratching her back

[mr beauxjangles]

pretty good album

[Dpantherman]

so I guess I should reserve my hookers and blow for Saturday night then.

[bleys]

so I guess I should reserve my hookers and blow for Saturday night then.

well in that case sounds like a trip to Raleigh is in store....

[Boltergeist]

Which rapture will we get? This one

[boo7382]

it was a gift from Robin...she was tired of me scratching her back

lol Ive had people ask me to do that before.

But for srs. Robin said your toenails were getting too long. That's what she meant by getting your nails done.

[sunbunny]

Well thank god Pirates comes out Friday so I'll still get to see it.

Hawky, I do my nails every day. *smooches*

[Epistaxis]

Family Radio eh?

Be sure to tune in kiddies, cuz Jeebuzz is gonna "call you home" with the lava and the zombies and the oyven maven.....

Wonder if they are the same peeps that don't like the nekkid bewbies and cursing?

Fire and brimstone is fine, just keep them jigglies covered and lose the rap music!

[Hawk]

lol Ive had people ask me to do that before.

But for srs. Robin said your toenails were getting too long. That's what she meant by getting your nails done.

oh, I know...I'm scratching her back with my toe nails!

[Cat]

Awesome, I'm going to go steal one of those multi-million dollar homes some pastors around here live in. Living in the bible belt, i imagine I'll have plenty of choice. Luxury cars and fine jewelry for everyone!

[Jangler]

I am sure MSNBC will cover it

no. it doens't fit the agenda.

And anyway. The Rapture will not be televised.

[bleys]

haha. Even if it did happen, you wouldnt have to pay out, because tecnically, they wont be dead.

well, I wasn't so much concerned with the payout as much as the commission a few mil per family member would bring in. ;)

I mean, what I meant to say was.......

[Tyler Durden]

If Jesus interrupts me being able to see all the episodes of Game Of Thrones I'm going to kick his ass...