I just swallowed a fuging penis.

[Bronn]

hey genius...

Next time, disconnect the fuel line and let it run into an empty plastic bottle...

guess we know who's going to get taken out early after the zombie apocalypse...

[Hotsauce]

So after about an hour of deliberating, I decided to call poisen control. The guy seriously lectured me for like 2 mins straight about how I should never drink gas and always use a siphon. LOL, he was really mean! He told me I would be fine and I needed to chug water. He said people get drunk "all the time and drink it".

Ohh and the only other advise I took from the huddle was to drink milk....Yeh, he said that was a very BAD idea because milk helps gas absorb quicker into the intestines,...this is after I drank 2 glasses of it! Whoops!

I still can taste and smell it strong when I burp!

[Floppin]

Heh, guess that doctor was a retard. My bad, at least I know that inducing vomiting is a bad idea.

[Bronn]

grab a lighter and pretend you're a dragon... it is like lighting farts, but with your mouth... same difference for some here...

[Chaos]

So after about an hour of deliberating, I decided to call poisen control. The guy seriously lectured me for like 2 mins straight about how I should never drink gas and always use a siphon. LOL, he was really mean! He told me I would be fine and I needed to chug water. He said people get drunk "all the time and drink it".

Yeah, because every time I've been hammered I've wanted to stagger to the nearest Shell station and jam the fuel pump in my mouth.

[Dpantherman]

So after about an hour of deliberating, I decided to call poisen control. The guy seriously lectured me for like 2 mins straight about how I should never drink gas and always use a siphon. LOL, he was really mean! He told me I would be fine and I needed to chug water. He said people get drunk "all the time and drink it".

Ohh and the only other advise I took from the huddle was to drink milk....Yeh, he said that was a very BAD idea because milk helps gas absorb quicker into the intestines,...this is after I drank 2 glasses of it! Whoops!

I still can taste and smell it strong when I burp!

Taking medical advice from the Huddle is suicide...

[Jangler]

Yeah, because every time I've been hammered I've wanted to stagger to the nearest Shell station and jam the fuel pump in my mouth.

that's hot

[Chaos]

that's hot

I'm all fugged up on diesel, bitches.

[4Corners]

The huddle just thinks tehy are experts.

Or have inside information from the petroleum industry.

[4Corners]

all swag flows through me...you can have the worthless pi

how do you have so much swag?

[Hawk]

one of you gas drinking bastards should come burp in my water stained house!

[Hawk]

how do you have so much swag?

I don't just nibble the head, I take the whole fugin thing

[cptx]

must be nice to be rich enough to afford to drink gasoline.

Huh? It's cheaper than bottled water.

[RoadRunner]

Remember to piss in the lawnmower gas tank.