ugly chick with a hot body or fat chick with a pretty face?

[Panthers_Lover]

i figured this thread would draw out the size queens

and yes that is a double entendre for the chubby chasers

Or queen size ....

[boo7382]

:lol:

[Porn Shop Clerk]

2 minute man with a massive ******* or a 2 hour man with a 2 incher?

i've heard 2 inches at 200 mph is pure hell

[Panthers_Lover]

Fatty with a cute face. If your going to fug a ho your going to have to kiss her, so I'd rather be looking at a cute face until I can get the lights off.

Also food for thought: the fatty will want the lights off cause she doesnt like you seeing her body. Whereas the horseface will notice the fact you were in a hurry to dim the room so as not to see the hideousness anymore and get pissed off.

My $.02

Hey, I love doing it with the lights on ... I guess I'm an exception to the "low self-esteem fat girl" rule. I'm comfortable, sexually, with my body and enjoy using all my senses, including sight, during sex. Haven't had a complaint yet.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

does anyone stick around long enough to give an opinion though?

maybe you should put up a suggestion box!

[Mrs Pantherfan]

But what about a talented tongue ... that counts for something, doesn't it?

yes, but penis size is more important, imo

sometimes....just sometimes..we (I) don't have time for all that foreplay b.s....we (I) just want a good o'le throw you up against the wall quickie..that tongue ....well, it was wasted..yet the penis was most definitely utilized :)

[Doyle]

Just hit the ugly chick doggy style.

[Panthers_Lover]

does anyone stick around long enough to give an opinion though?

maybe you should put up a suggestion box!

Oh, they stick around ... and come back for more.

[Panthers_Lover]

yes, but penis size is more important, imo

sometimes....just sometimes..we (I) don't have time for all that foreplay b.s....we (I) just want a good o'le throw you up against the wall quickie..that tongue ....well, it was wasted..yet the penis was most definitely utilized :)

Yes, I agree with you there.

But, I have been with men with massive ones who had absolutely no clue about using them ... felt like I was being assaulted with a baseball bat ... and I've had men with average or smaller ones who can do amazing things with them.

Size is important ... but the ability to use it is, too.

[Floppin]

2 minute man with a massive ******* or a 2 hour man with a 2 incher?

i've heard 2 inches at 200 mph is pure hell

Most women can get off in under 2 minutes if they want to.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

quickies are a waste of time. i'd rather just jerk off and avoid the mess

[Porn Shop Clerk]

Most women can get off in under 2 minutes if they want to.

see, from my experience most women don't even know how to orgasm properly

some though, can pop off 10 in 2 mins

and if u get a squirter, well that's just awesome

[Kettle]

how do ladies figure out how big a guy is?

[Porn Shop Clerk]

they look at the dude's car

awesome car = small penis

shitty beater = big cock