Jump to content

  • Welcome!

    Register and log in easily with Twitter or Google accounts!

    Or simply create a new Huddle account. 

    Members receive fewer ads , access our dark theme, and the ability to join the discussion!

     

Parents Weekend Shenanigans

OnlyPantherFaninMaine

By OnlyPantherFaninMaine,
in Huddle Lounge

Recommended Posts

OnlyPantherFaninMaine Proficient

OnlyPantherFaninMaine

Posted
Posted

So last night after finishing an entire bottle of $10 vodka to my face and bar hopping, I made my way back to my friends house off campus. To my delight, two beautiful women were there and ready for business. My buddy had one on lockdown, so like a G, I hopped (literally) on the opportunity.

Within what seemed like minutes, one was back to my house and we found our way to my bedroom. After an hour or two of foreplay (have to make the girl sweat it out), I finally punished her any way I could. But here's the best part:

This weekend at my school is parents weekend. She woke me up at approximately 9:23am to get right to it yet again. To set the mood, I put on J Cole's "In the Morning" and hit that ish for a good while before my tired and hungover ass couldn't pursue the pleasure any longer. Since the night before I had spilled my drink all over her True Religions, I provided this girl with some Jordan shorts and a Ralph Lauren vneck. The whole morning she kept expressing to me how she wasn't sure when her parents were arriving, so to be on the safe side I drove her back to her dorm. To my amusement, her father and mother were already parked there and were able to see their daughter hop out my whip fully clothed in my apparel with her jeans and boots in hand.

If that's not G status, I don't know what is. Success.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
thefuzz Mentor

thefuzz

Posted
Posted

You posted at 10:08, and she woke you up at 9:23.

If you had to put on music, find her clothes to wear, get your keys, drive to her apt. building, and write that post, there was not a lot of time for the good stuff.

So....no, maybe not G status....what ever that means.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
TruCatzFan Newbie

TruCatzFan

Posted
Posted

So last night after finishing an entire bottle of $10 vodka to my face and bar hopping, I made my way back to my friends house off campus. To my delight, two beautiful women were there and ready for business. My buddy had one on lockdown, so like a G, I hopped (literally) on the opportunity.

Within what seemed like minutes, one was back to my house and we found our way to my bedroom. After an hour or two of foreplay (have to make the girl sweat it out), I finally punished her any way I could. But here's the best part:

This weekend at my school is parents weekend. She woke me up at approximately 9:23am to get right to it yet again. To set the mood, I put on J Cole's "In the Morning" and hit that ish for a good while before my tired and hungover ass couldn't pursue the pleasure any longer. Since the night before I had spilled my drink all over her True Religions, I provided this girl with some Jordan shorts and a Ralph Lauren vneck. The whole morning she kept expressing to me how she wasn't sure when her parents were arriving, so to be on the safe side I drove her back to her dorm. To my amusement, her father and mother were already parked there and were able to see their daughter hop out my whip fully clothed in my apparel with her jeans and boots in hand.

If that's not G status, I don't know what is. Success.

Those were the best days... You'll never forget that. One day when you're married with a kid (like I am) you'll look back and laugh!

Good times bro. Had to swag u up on that!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Go to topic listing

  • PMH4OWPW7JD2TDGWZKTOYL2T3E.jpg

  • Topics

  • Posts

    • csx
      Sorsby to the supplemental draft

      By csx · Posted

      He doesn't seem good enough to justify the risk 
    • csx
      Ikem

      By csx · Posted

      In that case its in his best interest to fully recover.  We are in a much better situation to judge his condition. It would be more risky for another team to throw money at him.  Taking a reasonable deal from us seems the most likely outcome if he is on track to return.
    • Khyber53
      Run Threat Rate -- is this good?

      By Khyber53 · Posted

      Looks like we're fifth in running plays/play action plays when in the lead and about 10th in the league when we fall behind.  The biggest thing I take from this is not that we drop off like that, because every team does, but that we drop off so much. A lot of the best teams don't  drop off much, depending on the game situation, preferring to stick to their game plan through out. Some of those are very good teams. Baltimore barely deviates from their run/action heavy plan. At the other end, KC also barely deviates, but they have one of the least run oriented attacks in the league by these stats. On the other side, there are teams that make even bigger shifts (based on last year's performance) and they are teams that for various reasons found themselves in desperation attempts. Dallas, Atlanta, the Browns, Bucs and Bengals were all literally throwing out their game plans and trying to either lean on their top end QB or were just frantically trying to create something downfield. Considering the years of us completely abandoning the run (oh those Matt Rhule days), maybe we are starting to stabilize. Don't even get me started on the Reich days...  
×
×
  • Create New...