I have a big problem with my wife's swallowing...

[Jase]

...too much of my drink. She's a gulper.

A typical night:

I come into our den to watch tv, giddy that I've poured a tall glass of sweet tea to enjoy. I put it on the coffee table and sit down. My wife sees it, takes a couple of gulps, and puts the cup down. My drink is two-thirds gone. :mad:

Thirty minutes later I have finished my drink and am still thirsty because my wife drank most of it. I get up, fill up by cup again, and lather, rinse, repeat.

Should've put a no-gulp clause in my pre-nup.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

why don't you use a bigger cup? Like a 32oz big gulp!

oh and if you drank water..you wouldn't still be thirsty because you're not ingesting all that unnecessary sugar... just sayin' :)

[Jase]

Big cups, small cups. Size doesn't matter, she'll lay waste to them all.

[Guest]

why don't you use a bigger cup? Like a 32oz big gulp!

oh and if you drank water..you wouldn't still be thirsty because you're not ingesting all that unnecessary sugar... just sayin' :)

somebody's on a health kick....:)

[Boltergeist]

Either double cup it (2 cups, 1 girl) or demand a sammich that way she's already in the kitchen and can conveniently get you a refill

[Kettle]

she's prego right? drink beer. problem solved.

[Scrumtrilescent]

I sure hope you're using coasters.

[Darth Biscuit]

At least your wife swallows, my wife just stares at it like she doesn't know what to do with it...

What?

[Panthro]

The next time you sit down to eat dinner...grab her plate and scoop have of the food onto your plate. You A) make your point B) bulk up

[Anybodyhome]

any backwash chunks?

[dimbee]

She's a sip-stealer?

Huh...