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What’s Your Pee Telling You?!


Jangler

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http://www.yankodesign.com/2012/01/05/whats-your-pee-telling-you/

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There’s no denying it! We’ve all monitored our urine’s day to day qualities and wondered what it’s telling us! It’s smart to do so. The E-Urinal is a concept that will finally tell you. It measures PH, SG, URO, BLO, WBC, PRO, GLI, BIL, & KET (basically: sugar levels, PH, red/white blood cells, etc.) all while you pee! Just let it rip and check out your health score on the easy touch screen
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There's an old joke in there, about the guy who collects urine from his wife, son, daughter and himself. And for good measure jerks off in the cup.

Goes to the bar and pours it in. The computer comes back and said, "Your's Wife's pregnant with with her Boss's baby. Your Daughter is haivng sex with your best friend, your Son is gay, and if you don't quit jerking off, you'll get Tennis elboe!

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