Weird stuff old people do....

[Hotsauce]

My grandfather keeps all if the twist ties from bags of bread. He has a huge drawer of them.

The old guy across the street got pissed when I stacked pruned big branches on the street. So he tied ribbons all over it!?!?

If you are reading this, I love you grandpa!

[Mrs Pantherfan]

I hope I don't smell weird when I get old

[Dex]

I hope I don't smell weird when I get old

:cam:

[PhillyB]

the scariest thing to me about old people is their cluelessness, and the fact that they probably used to say the exact same thing.

i want to be that awesome-ass old guy that gives the grandkids their first beers and still does badass poo like slap his oldass wife's old ass and skydives and talks about that time he hunted grizzlies in alaska with an M-16.

(i have a role model for all this)

[Johnny Rockets]

I hope I don't smell weird when I get old

You will smell like fermaldehyde, mothballs, and cat urine just like the rest of them. There is nothing that can prevent it.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Saving aluminum foil. I get it circa 1943, not so much now.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

but......but.......I don't wanna!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

You will wear velcro lace shoes too.

[CarolinaNCSU]

Look on the bright side...you can flip off small children and blame it on losing your mind.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

sweet!

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DEGENERATE BASTARD!!!

[Johnny Rockets]

When I was a kid I had a great aunt that would go out to my mom's flower garden and eat her flowers. She was awesome. I would be cheering her on while my mom would be yelling at her to stop eating all her flowers. Good times.

[Kettle]

Look on the bright side...you can flip off small children and blame it on losing your mind.

Nick Swardson has a funny bit related to this. It's a part of his "Seriously, Who Farted?" stand up special. This video has bad audio, but it is what I was looking for.

[Carolina Husker]

My great aunt used to send random members of our family from different generations used yogurt cartons for their birthdays and then the accompanying lids later that year for Christmas.

[pstall]

i like the ones who have to always let you know what time they woke up. My granddad would yeap, been up since 530. My dad and I are like why man? You are retired, go back to sleep.