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So I Just Got An Inbox Message From An Ex Gf...


Ivan The Awesome

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Write a really mean and ugly email like

Dudes!

Heard from the bitch that the bastard isnt mine. fug YEAH! now I just need to figure out how to tell her to piss off. Any suggestions?

Ivan

Make 4 or 5 random gmail accounts and send it to them AND her.

Youll never hear from her again.

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I'd be wasting my time man. Besides there's another lady I'd rather go visit than her. If I was more of a man slut I'd totally go see her and make her cheat on her new baby daddy. But I'm not like that. Can't really bring myself to do such a thing.

Is this her?

http://now.msn.com/living/0412-motorhead-craigslist-baby.aspx

Fan knocked up at Motorhead gig posts Craigslist ad for dad

Attention, guys: If you had "raw" sex in the bathroom with a blue-haired woman at a Motorhead/Megadeth gig in Chicago, your tryst partner is looking for you on Craigslist ... because you're gonna be a dad. A metal lover posted a notice (now taken down) in the "Missed Connections" section this week that read: "Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots. You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings." She then graphically described the sexual encounter, concluding, "Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child's life." At least we know the lucky gent will likely teach the kid to play air guitar and mosh.

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