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What is up with the Topcats?


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I am overseas now but i have watched many a panthers game live. And i have diligently browsed Zod's gallery of topcats.

There are 1 or two decent broads but compare these to any other sports team, like say the lakers girls or even some ice girls, and I bet we are near the bottom.

And i swear Davidson's dancers had better form. This is not an exageration. Davidson has a bunch of fat math majors as dancers but they literally had better form than the Topcats.

What do we need to do to get world class cheerle-ders?

Can someone not just go down to the Uptown Caberet?

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They have a hair color quota - believe it or not. So many brunettes, so many blondes, and always one redhead. It's hard to get high quality looks, when you're handcuffed by talent and quotas!

That's the same system I use to pick my hookers....

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The Top Cats rotate corners after every quarter and I check each one out with my binocs and I think there are amazing looking women but I admit I never watch their routines unless it's a commercial break and they bolt to both endzones and shake that azz. :)

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The two that live beside me are both incredibly hot. And they love my dog.

Funny, too...they both have master's degrees and aren't dumb. Maybe that's the problem!

Living beside you is not what I would call smart...

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