What is up with the Topcats?

[Happy Panther]

I am overseas now but i have watched many a panthers game live. And i have diligently browsed Zod's gallery of topcats.

There are 1 or two decent broads but compare these to any other sports team, like say the lakers girls or even some ice girls, and I bet we are near the bottom.

And i swear Davidson's dancers had better form. This is not an exageration. Davidson has a bunch of fat math majors as dancers but they literally had better form than the Topcats.

What do we need to do to get world class cheerle-ders?

Can someone not just go down to the Uptown Caberet?

[Matt Foley]

They all fail the gay marriage question.

[Jangler]

Talent trumps looks...

[R0CKnR0LLA]

Can someone not just go down to the Uptown Caberet?

Maybe we need to start a petition, like they did with the on-field logo.

[Kettle]

Talent trumps looks...

he said they don't have talent either

[Galvatron]

They have a hair color quota - believe it or not. So many brunettes, so many blondes, and always one redhead. It's hard to get high quality looks, when you're handcuffed by talent and quotas!

[PanthaSan]

They have a hair color quota - believe it or not. So many brunettes, so many blondes, and always one redhead. It's hard to get high quality looks, when you're handcuffed by talent and quotas!

That's the same system I use to pick my hookers....

[Galvatron]

That's the same system I use to pick my hookers....

:eek:

[HSCBandit07]

mmm uptown. I'm sure those girls make too much money stripping to go for mere cheerleading salaries. I say that's where the cap money we save by releasing peppers should go (if he decides to hold out).

[Kyle82]

The Top Cats rotate corners after every quarter and I check each one out with my binocs and I think there are amazing looking women but I admit I never watch their routines unless it's a commercial break and they bolt to both endzones and shake that azz.

[Scrumtrilescent]

The two that live beside me are both incredibly hot. And they love my dog.

Funny, too...they both have master's degrees and aren't dumb. Maybe that's the problem!

[mantal]

The two that live beside me are both incredibly hot. And they love my dog.

Funny, too...they both have master's degrees and aren't dumb. Maybe that's the problem!

Living beside you is not what I would call smart...

[Scrumtrilescent]

True story. Today I was driving down Park beside one of them, then came to a stop at a light. The dog was with me and the window down. Didn't know she was talking to my dog and the dog about jumped out of the window to her. Dogcarjacking!!

[Phil Dees]

Once they had to pay off the Rosinski Topcat, Jer & Ros sent word down from their ivory tower that all future Topcats must be of the fugly ilk.