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I need some Christmas card suggestions

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I won my fantasy baseball league this year. $500 and a pretty cool trophy. I went up to Louisville a few years back and had a customs Louisville Slugger made for the league champion. Each year the prior champion hands it to the new champion. After 3 years I finally won the bat.

So, in order to celebrate this great achievement I am wanting to take something akin to a Glamour Shot with me and the bat. I will then use the photo on a Christmas card that I will mail to the 11 guys in my league.

Aside from sticking the bat up my ass, what are some ideas for the photo. Jean shorts and no shirt with the bat squeezed between my man tits? Nude with only the bat in front of my junk?

I need a good idea please.

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I won my fantasy baseball league this year. $500 and a pretty cool trophy. I went up to Louisville a few years back and had a customs Louisville Slugger made for the league champion. Each year the prior champion hands it to the new champion. After 3 years I finally won the bat.

So, in order to celebrate this great achievement I am wanting to take something akin to a Glamour Shot with me and the bat. I will then use the photo on a Christmas card that I will mail to the 11 guys in my league.

Aside from sticking the bat up my ass, what are some ideas for the photo. Jean shorts and no shirt with the bat squeezed between my man tits? Nude with only the bat in front of my junk?

I need a good idea please.

LOL...everything about this is great. Whatever it is that you do, you have to post a picture of the card. I don't care if it ruins my appetite for a month, it's just too great of an idea not to see the final product.

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We have something similar with a group of guys that I golf with. It is a big trophy that is similar to the Stanley Cup and we call it the Bogey Cup. Whoever wins the round of golf has it in their possesion until the next time we get together a play. During that time we are bombarded by picture of people doing some unimaginable things with the trophy.

I really regret buying a trophy that has a big bowl on top because lots of things can go into it that have no business being in it. The first guy sent a picture of him eating cereal out of it. After the next guy sent his picture, no one ever ate out of it ever again.

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dress up like a sexy witch and pretend you're riding it like a broom. or dress in footie pajamas with the butt flap undone picking it from under the christmas tree with a bow on it. pick up a nasty crackwhore and take a picture with it jutting from her *****. go get as similar bat as close in appearance as you can and take pictures of you cutting it up with a chainsaw. dress like freddy mercury and do a video of you lipsynching We Are The Champions using the bat as a microphone. dress as a cheerleader and twirl it like a baton. superimpose yourself standing with the bat beside your star player, superimpose everyone else at your start player's feet like they're about to blow him and you. take a picture of yourself lying in bed with a bunch of dildos, snuggled up to the bat sleeping.

that's all i got for now.

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dress up like a sexy witch and pretend you're riding it like a broom. or dress in footie pajamas with the butt flap undone picking it from under the christmas tree with a bow on it. pick up a nasty crackwhore and take a picture with it jutting from her *****. go get as similar bat as close in appearance as you can and take pictures of you cutting it up with a chainsaw. dress like freddy mercury and do a video of you lipsynching We Are The Champions using the bat as a microphone. dress as a cheerleader and twirl it like a baton. superimpose yourself standing with the bat beside your star player, superimpose everyone else at your start player's feet like they're about to blow him and you. take a picture of yourself lying in bed with a bunch of dildos, snuggled up to the bat sleeping.

that's all i got for now.

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