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I guarantee you without any doubt in my mind that it's not a cottonmouth. It's obviously not a rattlesnake and certainly not a coral snake. Actually if anything it would be a coral snake.. but it's just not.

I find copperheads in my yard and garage weekly. (I just move them to the woods so it's probably the same few keeps coming back but whatever) but unless Fug (I'm sorry....Jakob) is full of poo again and it wasn't actually where he said it was, I can also guarantee it isn't a copperhead.

The snake in your house is a chill, harmless little garter snake or a chill, harmless not-so-little rat snake or something.

The only thing that snake will ever bother is the worms in your yard or the mice in your floorboards. You may never see it again. If you want it gone, be a man and pick it up. I get bit by snakes every day and it's only because my hand gets covered in fish guts.. it rarely and barely even draws blood.

Or be a complete girl and kill it, whatever.

Like I said I never got a good look at it but, it was probably a black racer. I just worry because we have water moccasin in the yard all the time. I'm actually not that afraid of snakes. I just never expect one to be in a closed off area of my house.

 

 

Another reason this startled me is because the last time I was trying to get a black snake out of my yard it bit the fug out of my hand.

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Like I said I never got a good look at it but, it was probably a black racer. I just worry because we have water moccasin in the yard all the time. I'm actually not that afraid of snakes. I just never expect one to be in a closed off area of my house.

Another reason this startled me is because the last time I was trying to get a black snake out of my yard it bit the fug out of my hand.

If it was black enough for you to think its a racer, than it's p either a black rat snake or a black racer. Both harmless, although the racer has a pretty good bite. Won't do any real harm, though. rat snakes simply don't bite the fug out of anyone. Mother fugers are chill as fug.

I've got both living under and around my house. They're great.

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If it was black enough for you to think its a racer, than it's p either a black rat snake or a black racer. Both harmless, although the racer has a pretty good bite. Won't do any real harm, though. rat snakes simply don't bite the fug out of anyone. Mother fugers are chill as fug.

I've got both living under and around my house. They're great.

My only real problem is my very small dog roams the house and I don't want her getting anywhere near the snake. Besides that, if the snake is still in the house he will find a way back out.

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I'd like to see a picture of a piedmont cottonmouth.  Not saying they aren't there--just very rare.  I have heard people talk about them all the time around here but no one can ever produce proof. Lots of water snakes, but never seen a cottonmouth around here.

 

Hope I never fugging do!

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I'm not really afraid of snakes. Of course I don't like them but they don't make me squeal.

But but but a spider...... I will scream like a little school girl. I definitely have a Phobia of spiders. So I sure do know where your coming from.

I've actually become pretty scared of bees and hornets ever since I ran into a yellow jackets nest that was in the ground. I was wearing basketball shorts and like 100 of them got intertwined in them. I seriously stripped completely naked. Little Weiner and all was hanging out. Got atleast 10 stings. #coolstorybro

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