Weird...no guns, knives, axes, crossbows, swords...molotov cocktails...

[Jangler]

http://blogs.amctv.com/the-walking-dead/2014/01/official-the-walking-dead-survival-kit-now-available-for-pre-order/

 

When the zombie apocalypse arrives, you’ll need to be prepared. That’s why AMC has teamed up with First My Family to create the official The Walking Dead survival kit. Now available for pre-order, the kit contains enough emergency supplies to help two people survive for 72 hours. The contents include…

• 1 Daytrex 2400 Calorie Emergency Food Ration
• 12 Daytrex 4.22 oz packs of Emergency Water
• 1 Premium First Aid 85 Piece First Aid Kit
• 1 Lifegear Glow LED Flashlight
• 2 Cyalume 12-Hour Glow Sticks
• 4 Procedural Face Masks
• 2 Emergency Mylar Space Blankets
• 2 Emergency Ponchos for Severe Weather
• 1 Leather Palm Work Gloves for moving debris
• 1 The Walking Dead Survival Kit “Ready” patch

Kits are expected to arrive in limited volume in February or March, so order now and receive a custom The Walking Dead Pre-Order certificate with an exclusive single use redemption code. The first 10,000 pre-orders will be given priority status and include an exclusive The Walking Dead ”We’re Survivors” patch.

 

 

[Bronn]

They should at least throw in a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat...

[TheRumGone]

Zombie survival guide by max brooks

[Jangler]

Zombies will stay away when they see the patch...you badass.

[Ja Rhule]

No condoms? They always have sex with each other on walking dead to kill the urge.

[Jase]

does it also come bundled with a unicorn attack survival kit, too? 

[TheRumGone]

That book I mentioned is an awesome read btw. He wrote world war z

[Captroop]

No condoms? They always have sex with each other on walking dead to kill the urge.

 

1) Not conducive to repopulating the Earth

2) Are you really sweating over gonorrhea when you're probably a few days away from having your face eaten off or dying of starvation? When the walking dead are beating down your front door, I think you can risk barebacking it. And the time it takes to open the damned wrapped might be the difference between finishing your frantic crashing plane sex before getting devoured.

[Bronn]

does it also come bundled with a unicorn attack survival kit, too? 

 

Don't tell me you haven't realized we're already surrounded by mindless zombies in America...