Anything is an improvement over Mount Massive. Come on, that's not even trying.

[Jangler]

Colorado governor renames peaks for Broncos

http://www.denverpost.com/superbowl/ci_25016885/colorado-gov-renames-tallest-peaks-broncos?utm_medium=facebook

 

Mt. Elbert Peyton Manning

Mt. Massive Terrance Knighton - AKA POT ROAST

Mt. Harvard Zane Beadles - He, along with others on the offensive line, are as formidable as the line of Collegiate Peaks

Blanca Peak Mitch Unrein - He blocks and tackles.

La Plata Peak Jacob Tamme - Just as this is an impressive peak among the Collegiate Peaks, this tight end is an impressive addition to the offense.

 

 

 

all the names in the link.

[Mother Grabber]

what is he, high?

 

thank you, I'll be here all week.  try the fish.

[Jangler]

is it fresh?

[Mother Grabber]

fresh out of the colorado river.

[Mr. Scot]

what is he, high?

 

thank you, I'll be here all week.  try the fish.

 

Legit possibility :lol:

 

The guy's name is really "Hickenlooper"?

[Salvo]

Hickenlooper is a blowhard.