I just threw my brother's girlfriend & her poo on the street...

[Guest Dark Knight]

Oops.

So 4 months ago my brother called & said he got a job offer here in Asheville. He asked if he could move in & stay until this summer while he saved up some money. I live alone so I didn't see a problem. I moved from a 2 bed 1 bath apt into a 2 bed 2 bath condo & he is paying half the rent & utilities while he is here. I think the lease runs out in May.

Well, about 2 months ago he started messing around with his ex-gf again & I guess they're back together. She still lives in Hickory, though. At first she would come up & stay one night a weekend or he would go & stay with her on the weekend. Then a few weekends so she came & stayed from Friday night until early Monday morning. She is loud, obnoxious, & ridiculously messy. They eat food & leaving the trash sitting around everywhere. It's bad enough I have to tell my brother to clean up after his damn self, I don't have time to babysit 2.

After she finally left I told my brother if she's gonna come stay here she better clean up after herself & quit acting like it's her own damn place. She doesn't live here.

Well, she came up again on Friday around noon & she is still fuging here. She's ate my food, left dirty dishes laying all over the kitchen, & food dishes sitting in the living room. Hell, they went to sonic yesterday & when I woke up her food wrappers & a half full milkshake was laying in the living room floor. She has done a load of laundry every fuging day. Friday she washed my brothers towels, Saturday she washed his clothes, then Sunday she did her own fuging laundry. Now today I came home at lunch to put away my laundry I did last night & walk my Doberman & she has thrown my clean clothes in my bedroom floor & is doing another load of laundry. And the living room/kitchen is still cluttered with their garbage.

I was gonna call my brother & politely tell him she had to be gone before I got home tonight but before I could she pushed me over the edge. I heard her yell & I went into the living room. She was sitting on my sofa eating & yelled at my dobie for jumping on the sofa to lay down & told me to get him away from her. Not that it matters, but my Doberman is a personal protection trained European dobie. He was just laying down, not all in her face & annoying. It's where he always sleeps. In fact, he doesn't pay a bit of attention to anyone other than me.

NO BITCH YOU GET THE fug OUT. THAT'S HIS SOFA.

[Ja Rhule]

I think you 2 need to fug.

[Happy Panther]

I'm sure it will end well.

[Ja Rhule]

So girlfriend had no idea she was bothering you, you never talked to her and you just kicked her out? How about setting the boundaries first before booting her out while ur bro is at work?

I don't want to say it was a dick move but it was a dick move.

[Jase]

but is she hot?

[Guest Dark Knight]

I'm sure it will end well.

He'll get over it.

So girlfriend had no idea she was bothering you, you never talked to her and you just kicked her out? How about setting the boundaries first before booting her out while ur bro is at work?

I've got onto my brother since he moved in about cleaning up after himself. I asked him to talk to her about being filthy when she is here. I've asked her not to leave garbage laying around. Especially food because it's all crap my dog doesn't need to eat.

I'm done "talking" & pretty much begging people to be clean & respectful guests in my home. It's bad enough she leaves crap laying everywhere like a 5 year old & uses more water than me & jacks up the thermostat & runs the electric bill up. Start throwing my personal belongings around & yelling at my dog & buh bye. She has no business being here for 4-5 days straight anyway.

The lease is in my name & my name only. He pays rent because he isn't freeloading on me, not that I need him to. He's free to leave any time.

I hardly just told her to leave without taking first. He's 21 & she's 23. I'm not going to babysit them & clean up after them.

[Happy Panther]

I might have asked him to do it first but it is your place so fug her

[TylerDurden]

Yeah, moving other adults, family or not, into your own personal living space with your own established routines is always a disaster.

 

 

[cultclassiccat]

i just walk around my house naked.  no one ever stays  :(

[Guest Dark Knight]

I also left out that Saturday night 6 of his friends came to Asheville & they all came over around midnight drunk & loud as hell.

[Brooklyn Bully]

Edit your title. Your story has no mention of you kicking her out and throwing stuff. Do it right. :)

[Jangler]

This just proves you're not really Batman.

[Guest Dark Knight]

but is she hot?

Not compared to my gf.

Besides, I don't think you understand. She yelled at my dog. I love my dog more than others love their kids.

[TylerDurden]

I would immediately open the door as she's picking her stuff back up and say, "It's all a big misunderstanding.  Come back in here and blow me, then I'll help you pick up your stuff."