Khaki Lackey

Gettleman drafted McCaffrey. But yeah, Hurney was pretty good at doing the easiest part of a GM job

The huddle reaches a new low. The team is so bad that the opponents fan alts have to troll our favorite announcer

Was he Hurn-dogg's final parting gift to us? I'll give credit where it's due, Hurney was too dumb to overthink those top ten picks.

Yeah, but he had a reliable WR in Thielan his first two years, and T-Mac this year. Not a stellar group, but he was billed as "a point guard that distributes the ball well." He hasn't been. Even our dipshit owner said having Bryce would save us from having to spend resources on WR. If you've got a good QB and good OL, you usually can get by with a mediocre WR corps, but we have Turnover Fred.

Yeah, I thought he was added after that draft.

Turnover Fred

I think Dan gets another year. Outside of rounds one and two of last year’s draft, he’s done some decent things. A roster as lacking in talent as ours cannot afford to whiff in the first two rounds. It seems like he learned something. I hope so, anyway

I’m not saying anything bad about T-Mac, I’m saying you saw what happened in the first quarter when the ball was in Bryce’s hands. You should have just made a thread saying T-Mac should be Bryce’s first read when he’s in single man coverage instead of criticizing a game plan and RB that resulted in a win.

Do good franchises get excited over trying to force feed a single WR resulting in fumbles, drops, and INTs, because it might result in said WRs super fan thinking it’s improvement?

Dude is awesome. God forbid anybody shows some excitement. Enthusiastic guys are always going to get hate from miserable, angry bastards. When he shows some objectivity and acts excited over a Saints play is when everyone will turn on him and hate him.

Brandt Tillis is the difference between last year’s draft and this one.

yeah, it'll literally only take one positive yard for him to be "better." lol

If this draft class turns out to be decent. Dan should get canned and Tillis promoted. (since no real GMs would be likely to interview here.)

He might have gone undrafted if it weren't for the Browns being perpetually stupid. (I realize the Panthers are perpetually stupid too, but we weren't in the QB market....I mean, we should have been, but still.)

Anyone that purposefully tanks an interview with the Ravens so that they can go to the Browns because they have delusions of being a starter is insane.

Yeah, wait until Tepper decides that his "hands off" approach isn't working and has Nicole run the next draft.

Ass sharpens ass

We can fry Turnover Fred though, right?

beat me to it

Is "Turnover Fred" Bryce's new nickname? Not bad, but we can do better. (PS don't edit the thread title and ruin my post)

Unironically, a Doug Flutie career arc is his best case scenario

Based on what everyone in house is saying, he cares a lot and gets really down on himself. I don't think it's lack of effort, I think he's overthinking everything and playing with no instinct or physicality at all.

BC must have banged Canales' favorite porn star or something. They seem reluctant to play him for whatever reason.

I haven't read the thread, and I'm sure someone has probably made this point; but in case they haven't. If past history is any indicator, then no. He's never cleaned house. He's dusted off a room here and there, but he always retains part of the old regime, so our FO, coaching, and roster are never on the same page. Without burning it all down simultaneously, the only was this works is if he hires a reputable consultant that recommends a president of football ops, who evaluates Dan, and if he gets rid of Dan, hire a competent GM (I'd prefer one with a scouting background who is known to be draft guru) and then that GM evaluates Canales, and builds a roster that suits DCs or new coach's plan.

If you read the thread title to the tune of "two turntables and a microphone" it's more fun.