Khaki Lackey

Sorry my joke was unclear. I was saying I didn’t want to go the distressed asset route because we already have one on the roster. (Bryce)

I was advocating an older vet seeing as we already have a distressed asset as our QB1.

Dude ran for almost 1200 last year and the majority of posters are calling him JAG. Everyone forgets the plug and play, any RB will do, Cameron Artis Payne era where everyone was shrieking for a big signing or high draft pick.

I'm not defending DCs handling of the RB situation. Nor am I defending Chuba's contract, but this notion that Chuba is garbage is really strange. "All RBs need to get into a rhythm...except Chuba Hubbard. If he doesn't do much with his 6 carries he's extremely pure ass cheeks!"

Pretty sure it was just a joke about his and Bryce's last names.

Distressed asset? "Sometimes the answer is already on the roster."

I say bring Lance in. We have an OL, decent weapons and, by god, a QB whisperer as a HC. (obviously joking about that last part) Plus, we're statistically due to have a reclamation project work.

Come on, man. He's a professional athlete. Those rocks were at least 20lbs.

Even if they do sign Bryce’s option (which they shouldn’t but probably will) They need to sign a vet and draft a mid round QB and let all three compete for the QB1 spot

Not necessarily. QB’s looking like busts in garbage organizations and looking decent in well run organizations is becoming way more common that it used to be

We're saved. He's back. I heard he slung around a few crow-hopped 17 yard bombs

Against Carolina at minimum

HBD Andy. Just ignore that "pure ass" thread.

Yeah, people on here act like Chuba has always been a bum and that using two backs is insanity. The splitting drives with no exceptions or adjusting with situational awareness is questionable, but doing it a second game after seeing that it wasn't working is where DC lost everybody.

So Tepper is responsible for the good decisions now?

I don't know man. Those helmets look like something from a Fisher Price play set.

Most importantly, is the Apple Bottom roof cleaning guy still in business in Tampa?

The only hope of this not being a blowout is if Bryce pulls a post-benching-like miracle.

Yeah the Reddit sub is weird. If you have the audacity to say that Dan’s first draft wasn’t perfect or Bryce isn’t a franchise QB, you get attacked. I thinks it’s a lot of super casual fans that don’t watch much football

Yeah The King of Pop is a serviceable #2. Better than JAG level IMO, but playing across from a no-fly zone, he's going to get picked on

The NBA lottery needs to be investigated while we're at it

Those two are the reason we have Derek Brown. Hurn-Dogg v2.0 saw how Star and KK turned the defense around overnight and said, I’m not making THAT mistake again.

It's a coin flip. If Bryce sits out the toughest part of the schedule and the corpse of Andy Dalton plays like a decrepit old man, (very possible) the narrative is, "The team was winning with Bryce!" Sitting out the rest of the season with a winning record intact is a very savvy "skip the combine" type move. On the other hand, if Dalton visits Barry Bonds' pharmacy then shows up on Sunday all hooped up on Jolt Cola and Fun Dip and the offense looks noticeably better, it might be the writing on the wall in regard to Bryce's extension. Interesting times.

Pretty sure he just straight up retired.

He did not get fired.