Khaki Lackey

All this disrespect is making me second guess my optimism. I'm a little concerned about our pass rush, but dang, mayne, you would think even an outsider would recognize that we are a playoff team that is having an outstanding offseason.

I'm still a little concerned about our pass rush. Our secondary really depends on it. Frank needs to step up. I think Ealy is probably another year away.

Nice kerfluff piece. Seriously, excellent work.

I'm pretty concerned about how ill-informed you are as well

Lots of possession receivers aren't known for separation. Players like Welker, Edelman, and Cotchery have to find crafty ways to get open. Bersin's 40 times are comparable to those guys and he's bigger. As far as "constantly" tipping the balls to defenders, I can only recall one instance.

Hopefully he can give an emotionally charged inspirational speech in training camp

Harbaugh must have hypnotized these guys. 7hitty 7eason coming...

​My first thought exactly

Sounds like Cam is throwing a lot of strikes. If his deep ball accuracy is back...look out!

Hell yes! I wish the new format had a "Pie Urrrrrrbody!!" button.

Should I start a "Why is Cam Lebron-ing us?" thread to see if this neg rep can handle big numbers?

Obviously you misread my post.

Is there a Ron Paul "It's not happening!" Gif?

This is like giving 13 year old boys whiskey and automatic BB guns. I like it!!!!

​To be fair though, he'll probably be good and coked up during the games.

Not bad. Slow at work for a Monday which is welcome to me since I was out in the heat all weekend. As far as the edging goes; If you have a reasonable edge established, just use the upside down string trimmer.

Gotta get back before the lunch bell rings, eh?

It has everything to do with his past transgressions if you are a NFL GM that has concerns about his employees judgement. Did he do anything wrong? Not really. Was it bad judgement to engage and respond physically to a drunk, 18 year old troll? Absolutely. If you have the mental fortitude to be a starting NFL quarterback, you should be able to handle a single heckler without police intervention.

Whew! I thought when I clicked on this that he might have sexually assaulted a hot famous chick.

Hell yes!!!! This makes my day! We ain't getting Lebron'ed people!!

Most of it. Lying to cops in a sexual assault investigation though......that one is concerning. Coupled with the fact that some people just don't learn their lessons. His pattern shows that he might be one of those types. For the most part though, I agree, most of it is dumb kids stuff that he will grow out of.

The Hill hype train will be unstoppable now. He's going to make David Gettis look like Armanti Edwards.. seriously though, I hope he absolutely beasts.

Rooster tease....

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Curry could afford child care IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE KOCH BROTHERS!!!!!