Riverboat Ron

NOW they feel like Christensen is a LT? Did his arms finally grow 0.05 of an inch? Jesus Christ the goal line keeps moving for this team.

Rhule is definitely a factor but let’s be honest, why would a athlete choose Charlotte over LA, Tampa, NYC, Atlanta, Denver or Miami? We can’t build a mercenary team because we’re in the same boat as a Tennessee or Buffalo. You have to build your roster and bring in mid range players because these “stars” want to go where the action (Atlanta, LA, NYC), endorsements (LA, NYC) or tax breaks exist (Tampa, Miami).

Imagine how many massage parlors we can fit.

At this point I’m expecting us to give up so many assets to the Texans only to forget to read the fine print that we’re getting Weshaun Datson, Janitor / Independence High.

Hey, we have uptown…

Superb Owl!

Assistant to the regional manager.

Oh really?

What if Darnold is actually a top 5 QB but just pretended to suck all these years just to get Tyler Linderbaum?

We signed both Woods and Chandler.

Makes me think with the Safety signings Chinn is likely part of the deal.

Do you want me to jerk off?

Brb, getting a quick degree from Temple so I can become the Panthers starting QB.

You would think in a world that makes sense this is a logical conclusion. Do you trust we’re still in logical territory anymore?

Daryl Williams

Carolina Predators

If lawsuits counted as points Watson would be the GOAT.

He’s just two kids in a trench coat.

Who’s to say he won’t elicit butthole massages again?

If we trade for Watson I’m done with the Panthers, dude is legit a predator and we’d be giving the farm to bring him to Charlotte.

I’d much rather keep ignoring the offensive line and use pick #6 on a CB.

Option 69

So we’ll draft him certainly.

I made a bad deal several weeks ago and bought 15k XXS gloves, if we draft Pickett I’m sure he’ll buy them all off me!

Instead they trade #6 for Jimmy Garoppolo…