Sean Payton's Vicodin

Build a time machine and beg the girls on Mint street to not wear jeans when Jerry is in the house.

Yes, I was fuging around with Chat.Ai and asked it to write a short essay on how Bryce Young is good at football, and make it at a simple kindergarten reading level. It didn't even mention football and just thought that Bryce was a kindergarten student. Even AI knows Bryce can't play football.

Bryce Young is a very nice boy. He is in kindergarten and he is a good friend to everyone. Let's talk about Bryce Young and what makes him special. Bryce Young is a good student. He listens to his teacher and follows the rules in class. He raises his hand when he has something to say and he helps his friends when they need it. Bryce Young is a good helper in kindergarten. Bryce Young is also very kind. He shares his toys with his friends and always says "please" and "thank you." He never pushes or hurts anyone. Bryce Young is a gentle friend. Bryce Young is a fun friend to play with. He likes to run and play games with his friends during recess. He also enjoys drawing and coloring pictures. Bryce Young is a creative friend. In conclusion, Bryce Young is a good student, a kind friend, and a fun playmate. He is a special person in our kindergarten class, and we are lucky to have him as a friend. Bryce Young is a wonderful kid!

Reid was still a very good coach in Philly. Belichick's problem is that he is a shitty GM. Phil Jackson only coached the Bulls and Lakers, and left those teams before Jordan and Kobe did, so I don't know what your point is there. Like I said, Rivera will be fired very soon. So I'm sure another team will give him the keys to this secretly elite coach (who has a .500 record). Who knows, maybe he'll get a great QB, and play his golden goose through injury again.

Nah Rivera was 1000000% carried by Cam and Luke. He'll be available very soon btw.

I was all aboard the Shane Train..............

Bye week? Offseason? Make your predictions here

Honestly Tepper's Panthers going 0-17, and picking after the Super Bowl winner in the draft would be really funny.

If this team wins a game this season I will be shocked

B-but he's in the top 3rd of all QBs throwing to the left side of the field on their own 23 yard line on 2nd and 11!!!!!

My recommendation to everyone is to go on a nature trail walk or something. Its a beautiful day outside, Fall is finally here. But hey, if you want to see the Panthers lose then have at it. Someone will make a 10,000 word essay on here about how Bryce's 1 good almost completion means that he's actually an elite rookie QB, so don't watch for "development" or w/e.

Do you still think he can be the next Drew Brees?

Yes I've never seen a QB as shitty as Bryce is rn turn it around

Lol Frank was also winless back then too

Lol at getting your hopes up for the Tepper Panthers

Offense scores 6 points against Minnesota and OP says this is fine lol

Bobcats/Hornets were an expansion/bad team right from the get go. Tepper took over a mid level NFL franchise and drove it to the dirt. Honestly depressing IMO. We should have had Navarro

We really traded Caleb Williams for Black Jimmy Clausen

Bryce sucks but those have young HCs who understand the modern NFL. We have a geriatric Frank Reich, a combo of AR15 and FR most likely wouldn't turn out well.

Yes even worse than Baker Mayfield (who's doing good on the Bucs and will poo on us) Panthers had a decent running game last season after the CMC trade and Shitterer decided to blow it up for God knows why and spend more money on a product of the amazing Philly O-line. JUST LMAO

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Being the first 0-17 team I'm rooting for the Panthers to lose every game until Tepper sells