rodeo

he's actually not a parody, he sincerely holds his beliefs and there are signs that he does like his donations and affiliations. he just delivers his opinions in a trolly/outlandish sort of way for his own amusement.

i'm considering asking the other mods to implement some sort of VIP SuperPoster status to give OP for this great thread

I feel like Young to Thielen is going to remind us a lot of Newton to Olsen. He'll be that security blanket the QB can always go to and know he'll be a safe outlet in any situation.

If they offered us that trade I would take Will Anderson at 2 and then whatever QB is there at 12. It's entirely possible 1 of Stroud, Richardson, or Levis would be.

Looks like he's getting a pic so the group chat can roast him

Apparently he has never had time in his entire college career cause he just doesn't do it. Sorry but Reich isn't installing a 1 read college offense for Stroud, we're gonna have to get a QB who can remember and process a whole playbook.

wow another 1 read throw where he doesn't even glance at any other receiver

Doesn't a 3 down back mean they're in on all 3 downs including short yardage? If you need a short yardage back too then you have a 2 down back.

glad to hear you're on the other side of it, look forward to having you around more again!

yeah i originally banned him until Friday just so he'd miss the draft but we'd still get a little taste of his delightful reaction to it. but once all the mods saw what he was saying we agree a perma was definitely in order. he'd been warned many many times over the past couple weeks and it was only getting worse every day.

maybe draft night 2053

If the coach told CJ to do a QB sneak, he'd probably start walking real quietly trying to sneak so the defense doesn't see him

It would probably take longer to transition to a 1-read college style offense that CJ would wrap his head around, and i think NFL defensive coordinators would probably figure out what we're doing faster

His Alabama o-line has the same exact average height as his new Panthers o-line will. All in the range of 6'4'' to 6'6''

Even after I decided I'd be okay with Young, I still wasn't totally sold on him, mainly because all the highlights I'd seen were of him scrambling and that didn't really impress me because a lot of that would have been sacks in the NFL. It wasn't until I started watching long form videos like that QB School guy who actually breaks down his regular non-scrambling throws that I started actually getting excited for Bryce. He's going to be a fantastic player.

Bryce can just make the passes normally instead of having to rely on his WRs for miracle plays

it's literally because some dude lied on twitter lmao

This has to be one of the most well executed smokescreens of all time. They convinced everyone, even the Texans, that they wanted Stroud, which made the Texans comfortable staying put. Then they take Young. Beautiful.

I've seen Mingo mocked at the end of round 1 a couple times, no way he'll be there in round 4.

The model's comparisons from last year: Sam Howell: Drew Brees Matt Corral: Jake Plummer Malik Willis: Jalen Hurts

I just picked the funniest sounding name in their conference

because Stroud never scans the field and just throws the ball to his first read, because they're open all the time due to playing against the Golden Gophers.

can you explain why Bryce Young's earlobes don't attach anymore and do you realize how serious the implications are