Cincinnati Bungles week

[SCP]

Charlie Sheen was at the ball game though so it wasn't all bad. Great American Ballpark is awesome.

[Mr. Scot]

I lived among rabid Buckeye fans for two years.  Before that, I had nothing against the Buckeyes.  Now I root against them.

 

I'd just as soon never go back to Ohio.

[SCP]

Of course I had to rep my boys while in the Nati

[MtnJax]

Here is a picture I took of my coney dog in Great American Ballpark this summer. Notice the cheese to everything else ratio.ImageUploadedByCarolinaHuddle1412815410.669188.jpg

 

I bet you were on the toilet for a quite a while after that

[panthermonium]

For that I will forever fart in the general direction of Cincinnati. Cincinnati is unique. It is the taint between the American Midwest and the American incest. Where else can you play a game of cornhole in a Hampton Inn parking lot with a drunk redneck proudly bragging that ONLY 2 of his 3 sons are in jail? Cross the river into Covington, KY and women are judged not by how smart or hot they are, but by how many White Castle French fries they can fit into their belly button. The entire city bases its culture and education paradigm off chili. And it’s not good chili, its chili made with cocoa powder as a base ingredient. Then, as if the cholesterol levels aren't high enough, they pile enough cheddar on top of the chili to make a topless female Steeler fan say “God damn that’s a lot of cheese!”. Needless to say, to be a Cottonelle Fresh Care Flushable Moist Wipes salesmen in Cincy is to live like a king. Thanks to a female population that resembles the lesbian love child of Rosie O’Donnel and Ayn Rand (google her image), Cincy gave birth to Enzyte, a boner pill made popular by Smiling Bob. The owner of the nutraceutical company that sold the product was later jailed for being a conniving twit that stole money from limp dicked Americans. But at least the guy marketed a product that helped Cincinnatians get laid. Prior to the pill, the Cincy mating ritual involved Goetta sausage and making fart noises with your armpit.

I mean, this right here is just money in the bank.

[SCP]

Sumbitch I can't wait for Sunday!!!

[jayflip]

I have to google Cincinnati because all I know about that "city" is what I learned in this thread.

SCP's weekly posts are actually very informative.

[WilmyWood]

Skyline chili sucks balls.

 

For the life of me I cannot understand why that place has such a good reputation there.  It really is not that good.

[SCP]

I have to google Cincinnati because all I know about that "city" is what I learned in this thread.

SCP's weekly posts are actually very informative.

90% of my posts are based off of personal experience and first hand knowledge. I actually played a game of cornhole in a Hampton Inn parking lot in Covington, KY, a stones throw across the river from Paul Brown Stadium, with a drunk redneck named Carl. He was proud and bragged because only 2 of his 3 sons were in jail. He threatened to stab me during the game because I was talking poo.

Edit: I took Carl at his word.

[Jangler]

How do you come up with this stuff? Anyway funny as hell. Great job!

 

transgender bathrooms

[CarolinaAlbannach]

grade A material!!! 

 

they pile enough cheddar on top of the chili to make a topless female Steeler fan say “God damn that’s a lot of cheese!”...

 

i think i want that poo on a t-shirt 

[hepcat]

The White Castle french fries in the bellybutton comment had me rofl

[Jangler]

I love White Castles, fresh not this frozen sh!t we get down here.

[Silent Majority]

Lol. fuging awesome