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Kurt Busch says his ex-girlfriend is an assassin

Mr. Scot

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No, seriously :blink:

 

The NASCAR driver known as "The Outlaw" testified Tuesday he believes his ex-girlfriend is a trained assassin dispatched on covert missions around the world who once returned to him in a blood-splattered gown.

 

"Everybody on the outside can tell me I'm crazy, but I lived on the inside and saw it firsthand," Kurt Busch said when his attorney, Rusty Hardin, questioned why he still believed Patricia Driscoll is a hired killer.

 

Busch said Driscoll repeatedly asserted her assassin status and claimed the work took her on missions across Central and South America and Africa. He recounted one time when the couple was in El Paso, Texas. He said Driscoll left in camouflage gear only to return later wearing a trench coat over an evening gown covered with blood.

 

A day earlier, Busch said his ex-girlfriend told him she was a mercenary who killed people for a living and had shown him pictures of bodies with gunshot wounds.

 

Busch said Tuesday that Driscoll had claimed that a female character in "Zero Dark Thirty," a film depicting the CIA's hunt for Osama bin Laden, was a composite of her and other women.

 

Last month, Michael Doncheff, who served as a personal assistant to Busch and Driscoll, said an ailing Driscoll told him in September that she had been picked up by a big man and slammed to the ground while helping round up immigrants at the Mexican border, a story Doncheff considered "far-fetched."

 

Doncheff said Driscoll also asserted that she was a trained assassin for the U.S. government and once told him, "I take down foreign governments. I own Washington."

 
 

 

So...ummmmm... :unsure:

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I thought what makes one an "assassin" is stealth.  If you go around shooting off shot guns, you're more of a bounty hunter type, right?  AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?!?!?!

 

 

In all seriousness, this sounds like one of those stories you find in those magazines at the checkout counter.

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Dude @3:30... "I cannot rest and I will not be free, until I fug the poor like the poor fug me"

Wow...

This video is like a conservative's wet dream...

Also, I can safely say she is, at the very least, a terrible person and mother.

He said "corps" not "poor", likely talking about the Marines.

Given the context, I'd say it's an ex-military joke.

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