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Intermittent Farting

Jangler

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Jeremy Igo Newbie

Jeremy Igo

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22 hours ago, Jangler said:

I had bowl of broccoli and beef last night. It's been anything but intermittent.

Allow me to explain. 

It is the broccoli causing you the extra flatulence, but it should not be. 

You see, you lack the proper gut bacteria to properly digest broccoli and other high fiber veggies. So instead of happy little veggie bugs in your gut feasting on the fiber and in turn giving you amazing health benefits, the broccoli just sits there and ferments. As it ferments, it releases gas. That gas comes out your arse for all to enjoy. 

In short, you don't eat enough greens. 

 

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1 hour ago, Jeremy Igo said:

Allow me to explain. 

It is the broccoli causing you the extra flatulence, but it should not be. 

You see, you lack the proper gut bacteria to properly digest broccoli and other high fiber veggies. So instead of happy little veggie bugs in your gut feasting on the fiber and in turn giving you amazing health benefits, the broccoli just sits there and ferments. As it ferments, it releases gas. That gas comes out your arse for all to enjoy. 

In short, you don't eat enough greens. 

 

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8 hours ago, cookinwithgas said:

Last night I opted for a volcano roll at my daughters hibachi place birthday dinner.

 

I chose unwisely and this morning it was like the chocolate fountain at golden corral

They don't call it volcano roll for nothing

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