Butt-Chugging Sunlight

[NanuqoftheNorth]

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Last night, while engaging in my favorite evening activity—procrastinating and feeling morally superior on Twitter—I stumbled upon a viral tweet that read, “People out here butt-chugging sunlight,” and included a screenshot of the above Instagram image. In it, a woman who goes by the name Metaphysical Meagan and possesses a little less than 6,000 followers (she’s 4,000 shy of the microinfluencer title), is seen posing nude.

In the post, she explains that “30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on,” and that it is “an ancient Taoist practice that’s been around for a while!” (Yes, because that is what “ancient” means.) A few weeks after her initial post, presumably because more and more people went to her page to comment after finding various jokes about it online, Metaphysical Meagan posted the photo on Instagram for a second time, now with an outrageously long caption meant to correct any misinformation. She explains that suntanning your asshole is meant to promote the “health & longevity of the physical body,” increase “creativity and creative output” and aid “in a healthy libido & balanced sexual energy.” It is definitely “NOT TO TAN YOUR BUTTHOLE” Also, “sunscreen is not required.”    https://jezebel.com/sunbathe-your-asshole-for-wellness-1840031856

 

 

 

 

[NanuqoftheNorth]

 

[arbnranger]

I don’t even know what’s going on  but when I get some time alone ... I will be investigating this. 

[NanuqoftheNorth]

1 minute ago, arbnranger said:

I don’t even know what’s going on  but when I get some time alone ... I will be investigating this. 

Awesome!  Thanks for shedding some light on the subject!

[arbnranger]

Just now, NanuqoftheNorth said:

Awesome!  Thanks for shedding some light on the subject!

Thanks brosef , I feel like we should always spread knowledge. 

[NanuqoftheNorth]

Just now, arbnranger said:

Thanks brosef , I feel like we should always spread knowledge. 

By all means, spread the knowledge!

Just be sure you're not too close to an ant hill while you're doing it.

[arbnranger]

Honestly this is a thread I can get behind. 

[arbnranger]

There could be some real truth to the  story, we just need to get to the bottom of this. 

[arbnranger]

We just need to be open about it..

 

[LinvilleGorge]

"30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole..."

Yeah, that's definitely not something I expected to read today.

[Mr. Scot]

Between this and my "headline" thread (about a doctor sucking urine out of a guy's bladder on a plane) The Lounge has become kind of a disgusting place 

[Anybodyhome]

What do all those people who live near the Arctic Circle do when the sun goes away for months at a time?

[NanuqoftheNorth]

9 hours ago, Mr. Scot said:

Between this and my "headline" thread (about a doctor sucking urine out of a guy's bladder on a plane) The Lounge has become kind of a disgusting place 

Don't be hating heroes at 30K feet and how is spreading a little sunshine in someone's day a bad thing? 

[Mr. Scot]

I saw a headline about it describing it as "perineum sunning".

I guess that sounds better than "sunbathing my a--hole".