Holy poo man do you like anything at all in this world? You may not be the biggest prick on this board or even one of the top pricks but you are without a doubt the most negative poster I have ever seen on here in all these years. I feel like someone not only pissed in your corn flakes but they also dropped a huge stinking poo as well.
I do realize most people are amplified on their personalities on internet message boards but are you this negative in everyday life too? I'm just blown away as I've never seen such a powerful level of negativity and discontent with everything in this world before out of anyone on the net. You have certainly made an impression on me. How about puppies? Do they at least make you happy?