Can I have a job

[The Saltman]

Then I think the AYES have it

[Guild]

I see like one frame of ******, and it was enough for him to get my vote to be on payroll...

I have this awesome website you should check out...

[Darth Biscuit]

No I get paid over a dollar because I'm an American.

That's way too much... you're lying...

[Guild]

That's way too much... you're lying...

Ok you're right I'm actually a Euro and get paid in Sterling.

[Scrumtrilescent]

I'ma need a list of references I'll never check, a resume I'll never read, and a bribe that will actually get you the job.

[Guild]

Here is picture of the bribe as well as a copy of whatever other crap you wanted.

[Scrumtrilescent]

I find it cute her Mommy posted reminder notes on the shower.

[Panthro]

Like

"We have grandma's bday party at 7pm tonight could you and you litte brother please pick up the cake and don't forget to not be a giant ***** today."

[Happy Panther]

I once did your mom in college.

did you ever pay her you deadbeat?

[Guild]

did you ever pay her you deadbeat?

Nah, I keep buying forties with that money.

[The Saltman]

Nah, I keep buying forties with that money.

I prefer deuce deuces myself.

[Guild]

I prefer deuce deuces myself.

I usually get a double deuce when I am just gonna drink a single(double) beer for the night.

In reality I never have and likely never will buy a forty because it would take to long for me to drink and get warm.

[MadHatter]

No I get paid over a dollar because I'm an American.

I get $2.25 per post. I joined the United Huddle Posters Union.

[Guild]

I get $2.25 per post. I joined the United Huddle Posters Union.

Nice... guess I gotta join the UHPU too.

Can you fax me an application? And maybe some nude pictures of somebodies girlfriend?