Bryce will led us to multiple Super Bowl wins!

GhostOfDocAnderson · February 12

Now hear me out. If Brock Purdy, the very last player drafted in the 2022 NFL draft, can lead his team to a Super Bowl appearance, then it stands to reason that Bryce, who was drafted at No. 1 overall, will lead us to multiple Super Bowl wins and become one of the greatest quarterbacks in history.

It's obvious that Bryce is much more talented than Purdy, otherwise we wouldn't have drafted him at no. 1, would we?

Bryce has been officially certified by the S2 Cognition Test™ as a super processor, he has an elastic arm, he excels at making off-platform throws, and his calm and poise are off the charts. Bryce has been thoroughly vetted by our analytics team. We just need to trust the system Mr. Tepper has put into place.

Expect us to at least make a Super Bowl appearance next year, if not winning it outright.

Bryce Up Son!