Felony assault

[natty]

A Kentucky woman was charged with assault after she allegedly squirted breast milk into the face of a deputy, sparking online debate Sunday in the local media.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,588369,00.html

[southcakalac]

This story reaks of stupidity.

[Jangler]

Yeah, really she could have made cheese with that!

http://gothamist.com/2010/03/10/breast_milk_cheese_day_3.php

The Mother's Milk cheese story has aged another day! Lori Mason, chef Daniel Angerer's wife and the woman whose milk has created the controversial cheese, takes center stage with a NY Post cover today. She tells the paper her product is 100% organic and free range, as opposed to what one may pick up at their local grocer; she declares she's "healthier than your average cow and I'm not pumped full of steroids!" However, the Department of Health is still strongly advising against the couple serving up her cheese to strangers.

While more than half of you said you would never try the stuff, there have been some curious customers showing up at Klee Brasserie. Angerer maintains he's not selling there, however brave insiders have taken a taste. Amongst them is Murray's Cheese VP Liz Thorpe, who tells the paper, "It was slippery, slightly crunchy and tasted like pickles."

[The Saltman]

A Kentucky woman was charged with assault after she allegedly squirted breast milk into the face of a deputy, sparking online debate Sunday in the local media.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,588369,00.html

my wife does that to me on a day to day basis...im calling the cops

[Hawk]

slippery, slightly crunchy and tasted like pickles."

makes you wanna rush right out and get some, don't it!

[Darth Biscuit]

I'd say that cop was just being a boob.

[southcakalac]

I'd say that cop was just being a boob.

Any chance to say boob, huh?

[The Saltman]

Any chance to say boob, huh?

i love ure boobs

[CharlotteBeer.com]

slippery, slightly crunchy and tasted like pickles."

makes you wanna rush right out and get some, don't it!

Slippery, slightly crunchy and tastes like pickles. I wonder if they're thinking of a pickle.

[Darth Biscuit]

Any chance to say boob, huh?

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[g5jamz]

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*rolls out*