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raleigh-panther

By raleigh-panther,
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Here is what they are going to say.

Eisen: "Looks like the aahhh..uhhhh.... Panthers! have let some players go. Most notably Reggie White....."

Deon: "He's dead man."

Eisen: "My bad, Julius Peppers and Jake Delhomme. They brought in....well..Hey is this a typo?"

Producer (off screen): "NO"

Eisen: "They brought in no one. Says here they have some young talent but no first this year. Ask Michael what he thinks. I wasn't supposed to say that was I?"

Michael: "I like me some Tony Romo and what that kid Miles Austin is doing....just great! Pay that kid!"

Deon: "Thats my line motherfuger!"

Eisen: "I LUUHHHUVEEE Tony Romo"

Deon: "When the hell did he get traded!?! Are you serious man, hold on, I need to call my boy JJ."

Michael: "Tony ben TRADED!"

Eisen: "We have a breaking news story to report that Tony Romo has been traded to the....uhh...Carolina Panthers. We are waiting on Adam Schefter to confirm."

END SEGMENT

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Here is what they are going to say.

Eisen: "Looks like the aahhh..uhhhh.... Panthers! have let some players go. Most notably Reggie White....."

Deon: "He's dead man."

Eisen: "My bad, Julius Peppers and Jake Delhomme. They brought in....well..Hey is this a typo?"

Producer (off screen): "NO"

Eisen: "They brought in no one. Says here they have some young talent but no first this year. Ask Michael what he thinks. I wasn't supposed to say that was I?"

Michael: "I like me some Tony Romo and what that kid Miles Austin is doing....just great! Pay that kid!"

Deon: "Thats my line motherf**ker!"

Eisen: "I LUUHHHUVEEE Tony Romo"

Deon: "When the hell did he get traded!?! Are you serious man, hold on, I need to call my boy JJ."

Michael: "Tony ben TRADED!"

Eisen: "We have a breaking news story to report that Tony Romo has been traded to the....uhh...Carolina Panthers. We are waiting on Adam Schefter to confirm."

END SEGMENT

that was kinda.....weak:leaving:

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Here is what they are going to say.

Eisen: "Looks like the aahhh..uhhhh.... Panthers! have let some players go. Most notably Reggie White....."

Deon: "He's dead man."

Eisen: "My bad, Julius Peppers and Jake Delhomme. They brought in....well..Hey is this a typo?"

Producer (off screen): "NO"

Eisen: "They brought in no one. Says here they have some young talent but no first this year. Ask Michael what he thinks. I wasn't supposed to say that was I?"

Michael: "I like me some Tony Romo and what that kid Miles Austin is doing....just great! Pay that kid!"

Deon: "Thats my line motherf**ker!"

Eisen: "I LUUHHHUVEEE Tony Romo"

Deon: "When the hell did he get traded!?! Are you serious man, hold on, I need to call my boy JJ."

Michael: "Tony ben TRADED!"

Eisen: "We have a breaking news story to report that Tony Romo has been traded to the....uhh...Carolina Panthers. We are waiting on Adam Schefter to confirm."

END SEGMENT

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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