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Guy Talk--Women trouble (Warning: Some Photos NSFW)

Dpantherman

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The puppy thing works. I'm married and can't resist going over to a guy with a puppy or even a grown dog.

gents..I rest my case!!!

puppies are 99%

babies are 89%

crutches are 50/50

put them all together and you are getting some!

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A friend told me way back how to be. He said "Walk onto every place, even the grocery store, with the attitude that youre going to f__k every woman in the place, they just dont know it yet". Women can read that youre in a slump, you need to get some tail, big girls are an easy way to pick yourself up off the bottom, just dont get stuck in that rut, like I di..like a friend of mine did. Once you have that attitude like youre getting some, it'll be alot easier to get more.

You could also try getting an old wedding band from a pawn shop. Some broads are all ab out another woman's man. A dude I knew did that, said it worked for him...

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Okay, you forced me to tell you my secret #2!

Take a cooking course! You can't dance to save your life?

Sign up for a cooking course! Either at your Community College or check your Creative Loafing type newspaper.

Cooking courses are 95+% women! Every age, shape, size & color! Stick to college as they tend to be college age women! Continuing Ed tend to be 20-30 something women! Most of the women in cooking courses are there because they are out on their own and are tired of eating out. (A few will be freshly married and wanting to learn how to cook.) Don't be surprised it they can't even boil water!

Why take a cooking course? (I'm a pretty good cook to begin with!) Get to know at least one of the women, even if she isn't you "type" she has friends! A lot of times you are paired up with someone, like science/biology class.

Once you get to know her or the class, you can invite them to your place and cook for them! Doesn't have to be anything fancy, and even if you ruin the dinner and have to order pizza, they will know you tried! (You can either invite the class or you can invite one girl/woman and if you are on good terms with her, make sure she brings her single friends! (Ask her ahead of time how many will there be for dinner so you can get the portions right! State it just that way!)

2 things are important:

1) Clean your house/apartment. Women don't want to walk into a messy home/apartment. Take the centerfolds off the walls, put the magazines & porn away etc.

2) Prepare the meal at least a week in advance so you know what you are doing when you prepare it for the ladies! That way, you will know how it turns out and you will look like a chef to them! (No fumbling around in the kitchen.) You can even ask them to help you prepare it. Some chopping, grating, etc.

Choose a good wine to go with the meal! (white for fish/poultry - red for meat. Corked, not screw top! Doesn't have to be expensive, but no MD 20/20 or Thunderbird! We aren't homeless here.)

The entrée doesn't have to be fancy, but it helps. Meatloaf doesn't count. Sea scollop's wrapped in bacon and pan seared is good. Served with asparagus (can be canned, doesn't have to be fresh) and dinner rolls (can be store bought.)

Whatever you serve, I would recommend Bananas Foster as the desert! (again, try it before you make it for the ladies!) It's not hard, except when you go to light it.

Goggle the recipes!

Someone said it, It's all about the confidence!

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A friend told me way back how to be. He said "Walk onto every place, even the grocery store, with the attitude that you're going to f__k every woman in the place, they just don't know it yet". Women can read that you're in a slump, you need to get some tail, big girls are an easy way to pick yourself up off the bottom, just don't get stuck in that rut, like I di..like a friend of mine did. Once you have that attitude like you're getting some, it'll be alot easier to get more.

You could also try getting an old wedding band from a pawn shop. Some broads are all ab out another woman's man. A dude I knew did that, said it worked for him...

That can also backfire. Some women won't have anything to do with a man who's married.

But you are right on women wanting another woman's man!

One of the easiest ways to date a women, is to date a woman. I can't tell you how many times I have been on a date and had another woman either start up a conversation with me or give me her number! Women are catty!

I was at Matthews, NC sports bar and was on my second date with a woman. I had given her some roses before we walked into the restaurant. She had them on the table and the server ask her where she got the beautiful roses from. She pointed to me. The server asked what was the special occasion. I told her, "it's our second date." When my date went to the Ladies room a young lady (about 7 years younger then I was (guessing) walked by, smiled and gave me her number! She had been sitting with 3 other young ladies. (Biggest mistake of my life that I didn't use it!)

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Okay, you forced me to tell you my secret #2!

.......Whatever you serve, I would recommend Bananas Foster as the desert! (again, try it before you make it for the ladies!) It's not hard, except when you go to light it.....

Wanna bet?

Mama-San loves my Banana Foster when it's hard. Very easy to make, all organic but no flames.....:D

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