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Study shows fat chicks have hard time getting laid


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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37710334/ns/health-diet_and_nutrition

LONDON - Scientists say being fat can be bad for the bedroom, especially if you're a woman.

In a new study, European researchers found obese women had more trouble finding a sexual partner than their normal-weight counterparts, though the same wasn't true for obese men, and were four times as likely to have an unplanned pregnancy. Fat men also reported a higher rate of erectile dysfunction.

Experts interviewed nearly 10,000 French men and women aged 18 to 69 about their sexual experiences and analyzed the results based on their Body Mass Index.

Obese women were 30 percent less likely than normal-weight women to have had a sexual partner in the last year. In comparison, there was little difference among obese men and normal-weight men as to whether they found a sexual partner.

Obviously researchers stopped recording results before 2am.

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So your girlfriend rolls a Honda

Playin workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon

You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt

Some brothers wanna play that hard role

And tell you that the butt ain't gold

So they toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So cosmo says you're fat

Well I aint down with that

Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin

And I'm thinkin bout stickin

To the beanpole dames in the magazines

You aint it miss thing

Give me a sista I can't resist her

Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Some knucklehead tried to dis

Cuz his girls were on my list

He had game but he chose to hit 'em

And I pull up quick to get with 'em

So ladies if the butt is round

And you wanna triple X throw down

Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got back

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If they're studying this...I wonder if they studied the likelihood of big ole fat girls that swallow. Seems legit right? I suspect most do, because THEY'RE HUNGRY!

and most of them seem to appreciate that fact that they are getting some action in the first place! Nothing better than an appreciative girl!!!!

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You really needed a study to prove that fat people have less sex? Isn't that just common sense? In the words of Steel Panther...

I saw her drinking beer

Eatin peanuts by the bar

I was pretty desperate and i knew she had a car

She said her name was Debbie

She was a friend Jenny Craigs

She had boobs like water melons and breathe like rotten eggs

I know your hungry

I can see it in your eyes

Cause your looking at me like i'm a side of fries

I want to take your chubby ass back to my place

And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeaaahh!!!

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