Ever had your kid walk in

[Matt Foley]

I have some NASCAR driver stories that would blow your mind.

[The Saltman]

Does it have something to do with u and your Sig?

[RazzleDazzle]

I have some NASCAR driver stories that would blow your mind.

I like getting my mind blown, go ahead.

[Matt Foley]

I like getting my mind blown, go ahead.

Some of these are legendary...first, two involving David Pearson.

While Pearson was driving for the Wood Brothers, one of the Woods decided to show his sponsors their fancy modern hauler. He's talking to them as he pulls open the sliding glass door on the side...there's Pearson getting a blow job, sitting in a chair with his arms behind his head. Pearson waves and smiles, the girl keeps going, and Wood, finally realizing what's going on, closes the door real fast and says "let's go check something else out, shall we?"

One time, Pearson had a female fan who really wanted to give him oral support, but she was on the other side of the chain link fence. No problem...Pearson whipped it out and put it through one of the holes for her convenience.

[Matt Foley]

There was an urban legend that people insisted was true, but I never believed it, that Brooke Gordon walked in on Jeff getting busy with his tire changer.

[RazzleDazzle]

Damn, I'm becoming a nascar driver.

[Kurb]

4 pages and only 1 pix request

I am impressed

[CharlotteBeer.com]

that Brooke Gordon walked in on Jeff getting busy with his tire changer.

I heard they went through four rubbers.

[Mr. Scot]

No kids, but parrots have excellent hearing and are very good at reproducing noises they hear :eek:

(the ex was a tad loud)

[Guest]

My son was around 2 or 3 and walked in on me and my ex going at it. He told us to be quiet and went back to bed.

[PanthersFanNY]

Lock your damn doors when you fug.

[Epistaxis]

Lately our kids have been waking up at weird times, seemingly right when the missus and I are really starting to get our grindage on.

The 4 year old walked in on us in the middle of the night awhile back, I think she was so out of it she had no idea what was going on.

I doubt yours will remember anything either, most likely already forgotten. If it doesn't involve them at that age, it is quickly forgotten.

[Carolina Mike]

Happened to me once, I told her kid to get back to bed. He asked what his mom was doing with her head under the covers? I told him. Doing it right this time and trying not to make another one like you.

[theedaddy]

no worries cat, a few hit on the important part being; the age of the child.(IQ memory etc play roles, adjust accordingly). all parents think their child is a Einstein and have some super powers. few can remember what happen one hour ago, much less years and years ago. ask yourself what happen when you where 3? 4? 6? 9?

dont give them food to cover this up, that would start all sort of future problems.