Ever had your parents walk in....

[SorthNarolina]

While your having sex?

Akward high school moments FTW.

[Future of the Funchise]

no but my mom did find my stash of condoms once...

i was freaked out when i found out she found them thinking i was going to get a lecture or something.

all she said to me was thank you so much for once in your life being responsible. i don't think i could take being a grandmother yet. lol

[88 Bronco]

Yep, dad gave me some advice

[Samuel L. Jackson]

That reminds me of a joke, 88...

When I was young and my dad gave me the sex talk, I asked him the best way to go about the motions of getting it on with a girl...

He told me to tape a nickel to each hip, a quarter to the small of my back, and a dollar just above my cock... Then remember the pattern "Nickel, Nickel, Quarter, Dollar" and use that as a guide to move my hips side to side then back and forward...

When the time came, after almost a month of practice, I started getting into it with this chick... After a few moments, it felt so good and I got tired of the old "Nickel, Nickel, Quarter, Dollar" repeating in my head...

...so I caved in and threw all technique out the window and vigorously pounded out...

"Buck thirty five... Buck thirty five... Buck thirty five!"

[lightsout]

No but my mother's husband (not my dad, so I refuse to call him a "step father") found my condom stash once. Told me "the Lord wants you to wait till marriage" and I, promptly, said "*** you and your ideals."

[neverlosethefeeling]

My mom was totally cool about that when I was in high school. She bought me condoms (yes, it was awkward the first time) and when I had a girl over she never bothered us if the door was locked.

[lightsout]

My mom was totally cool about that when I was in high school. She bought me condoms (yes, it was awkward the first time) and when I had a girl over she never bothered us if the door was locked.

I wish. This reminds me of something though.

I got my first "brain session" (yes, this girl actually referred to it as such...) in my room, door wide open, at 4 PM. It was cool. Few minutes in, think I hear footsteps, so I just lean towards the door, shut it, and lock it. Once we were done, she chilled for a few, then left. My mom came in and asked "have fun?" There's no way she saw...she just knew. Too obvious. Still, good times.

[charlotte49er]

I had her Mom walking on us!

My Father was always in meetings, so my Mom told me about the birds and bees! (That's awkward! Of course she placed a high value on the woman's enjoyment! Probably why to this day, I place my woman's needs first over mine. Most of the time.)

Then, years later, I had a GF and we went to her Mom's and Step Father's home for Thanksgiving. My GF was into just about anything that would humiliate her. (She had severe self-esteem issues!) I was going to take the family out for Dinner that Wednesday evening, I didn't want to make her Mom cook 2 big meals. We proceeded to get out luggage and unpack, I asked her for a BJ! Which she readily agreed to. Anyway, I'm almost finished, when her Mom walks in on us to see if we were ready to go to dinner! She watched as her Daughter finished me off!

It was the talk of Thanksgiving!

[neverlosethefeeling]

Here's a story for you.

3 days after I got my license I took my mom's car (I had a Pontiac Firebird, mom was driving the Explorer that I have now) out at 3a.m., drove to my girlfriend's house and picked her up to do a little hanky panky. 4a.m. comes around and her phones goes off. It's her dad's ringtone. This dummy had set her alarm clock in her room and it went off at 4 like it normally did, parents walk in because it's not shutting off and then realize that she's not in her room.

She's throws her clothes on, jumps outta my mom's car which was parked down the street from her house and runs into her house.

I sat in my car long enough to see her dad get in his car and drive around the neighborhood a few times. Thank God I was in my mom's car and he didn't realize it. He was obviously looking for me.

Fast forward to the next evening, we get home and there's a message on the answering machine. Mom plays it and it says "Hi Julie, this is Tanya... Shaun and I have something we'd like you talk to you about so if you can, just give us a call back. Thanks!"

Mom goes "What is that all about?" and of course I play dumb. So she calls and finds out what happened. My mom is so nonchalant about it and says "Well, ya know, Tanya, they're 16. Don't you remember what we were doing at that age?" For the record, girlfriend's mom was pregnant with her at 18.

Girlfriend winds up getting grounded for a month and nothing happened to me.

My mom rocks. Her philosophy growing up was all she can do is lead us in the right direction and put us in a position to decide what's right and what's wrong. The rest is up to us.

Now, dad, on the other hand.....

[SorthNarolina]

My parents were pretty "cool" unless they knew the parents of the girl I was dating were not "cool". Then they got all strict, or at least attempted to be.

[j2sgam]

My parents never came home before 4pm, so I took my girlfriend up to my room around 2. After we finished, I went downstairs to get something to drink to find my Mom in the kitchen, home early. She didnt say much to me..that day. Later that week, Im out front working on my car and Mom comes outside to tell me "Little Screamer is on the phone for you.". She never called my girlfrind by her name after that. Yea, good times...

Another time I was at a different girl's house, this one lived with her sister. My girl had gone down on me in the hallway outside her bedroom when I heard a noise. I quickly turned and went into the first open door -the bathroom. She stood up and almost ran into her sister who had just come home. I spent the next 10 minutes trying to give myself a cold bath in their sink...

[Panthers_Lover]

no but my mom did find my stash of condoms once...

i was freaked out when i found out she found them thinking i was going to get a lecture or something.

all she said to me was thank you so much for once in your life being responsible. i don't think i could take being a grandmother yet. lol

Pretty much the speech I gave my son ... plus a reminder to dispose of used ones appropriately!

[Cat]

I find this thread quite interesting.

I was raised feeling like it was wrong to even kiss a boy before marriage. My parents knew I did it but it was something we didn't talk about and I felt like i should hide it from them (crazy i know!)

Of course I'm fine with my kid having sex before marriage but I've never seen anyone parent with that mindset, so i'm not so sure how to go about it. I hope to be very open and comfortable about it all.

[Darth Biscuit]

I hear you Cat... my parents weren't religious, but we didn't talk about sex... I've already been really open with my boys about it.

One time I almost got caught... my girlfriend and I went out to eat with my parents and afterwards I took her home in my dads truck and she went in for the bench seat BJ... she did the deed and let's just say that she didn't aim very well and my shirt was a mess... so I ended up having to sneak back in my house and change without getting caught. It was close, but I was successful.