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Worst way to die


Matt Foley

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To have my face clawed off by a rabid monkey while having my limbs pulled apart by chains attached to tractors while having a very gay guy chew off my dick and a knife stuck up my asshole.

Would not want to die that way.

I'm a little disturbed that you even posted that...

...monkeys aren't always violent.

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In my nightmare scenario, the first thing I lose is my feet below the ankles. Then my hands at the wrists. Next my nose. And the next thing I'd lose would be my left eye followed by my right. But I'd keep my ears and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing my hideousness would be mine to cherish. Every babe that weeps at my approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," would echo in my perfect ears. I'd be left in my anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

Oh wait...that's not death. It's "to the pain" :sosp:

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What would it be?

I heard a story once of a crook who tried to slide down someone's chimney and got stuck there...for good. That would be the worst to me.

That just happened here locally in a restaurant. Dude broke in from the kitchen exhaust fans, got stuck and was found three days later, dead. I think an employee noticed his blood dripping through the exhaust filters and thats how they found him.

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As someone who has seen death too often at the hospital, Lou Gehrig's has to be the worst death, a slow ascending paralysis that kills the motor function but keeps your cognition intact. It is a slow death that takes your motor movement gradually until you can no longer breath on your own all while you realize what is going on, this is years of torture to yourself and family.

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As someone who has seen death too often at the hospital, Lou Gehrig's has to be the worst death, a slow ascending paralysis that kills the motor function but keeps your cognition intact. It is a slow death that takes your motor movement gradually until you can no longer breath on your own all while you realize what is going on, this is years of torture to yourself and family.

Where have you been? Been dying to use this on you...

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As someone who has seen death too often at the hospital, Lou Gehrig's has to be the worst death, a slow ascending paralysis that kills the motor function but keeps your cognition intact. It is a slow death that takes your motor movement gradually until you can no longer breath on your own all while you realize what is going on, this is years of torture to yourself and family.

That does sound pretty horrible.

I think I'd kill myself before it got that bad.

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